Don’t know what to be for Halloween but know that you want to be something wildly inappropriate? Awesome. We have a Halloween guide made just for you. Look no further than the advice of the unstoppable Miss Maude, Figment’s agony aunt who moonlights as the author of the Poseur series. Need some advice or have a question for Miss Maude? Email her at firstname.lastname@example.org. Ten sentence max, please!
YAY!!!! It’s Halloween. The most annoying day of the year! Oh, why is it annoying, you ask? Because! All these peeps use Halloween as this like cheap excuse to dress like total skanks. I know!!!
But I can accept that.
What I can’t accept is the total lack of creativity. It’s like: Angel, Devil, Cheerleader, French maid. UGH!!! The list goes yawn and yawn. So! This Halloween, I suggest y’all follow . . .
MISS MAUDE’S ILLUSTRATED GUIDE TO TRICK ‘R TRAMPING:
Five original costume ideas to wear upon punishment of death.
Tellin’ it like it is, bébés! One Halloween at a time . . .