So. As the above picture shows, things aren’t looking so great for Team Emily. But I’m very confident. That’s because, while Team Adam rushed into his scraggly-half-beard growing hastily, I’ve been studying beard theory. Beard growing doesn’t start on the face, it starts in the brain. I’ve spent the last week planning and outlining my future beard with a writer’s dedication to detail. Don’t tell Adam, but I’ll give you some insight into my game plan.
You know how confident I am? Confident enough that I’m letting Adam have his comfortable head start. All part of my master plan. Because step four?