Breaking Dawn in Charts

If you haven’t been swept up in the Breaking Dawn frenzy, your mother/sister/girlfriend/brother/boyfriend/pet has been. To find out all you need to know about the movie without actually entering the theater, use these handy cheat-sheet charts. So when your mother/sister/girlfriend/brother/boyfriend/pet tries to drag you to a midnight premiere, you can say you’ve already seen it and back up your lie with graphy knowledge.

 

 

 

 

31 thoughts on “Breaking Dawn in Charts

  1. Thank you. Thank you so much. This is so scarily accurate to my thoughts while watching the OTHER movies, let alone this one. (Psht, and the Twihards think they actually have something to defend.)

  2. “Twiguys” I literally almost fell off my chair. Haha, gonna see it soon, and now. In my head I’mma be thinking of these charts.

  3. This made my day. No, it probably made me week. And I can’t help with agree that Bella’s lack of emotions is.. Upsetting, to say the least.

  4. Thank you so much. All my friends are going to see the movie and I’m sure not wasting ten dollars to watch Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart pretend make a baby and scar myself with the birthing scene and Kristen’s annoyingly blank face and all the ‘WTF’ I would probably be saying.

  5. …Eww. Her baby is actually killing her from the inside out? That’s disgusting.
    I’ll add this to the long list of reasons I hate Twilight… “Body horror and murderous fetuses.”

    • Figment makes jokes to increase their user-ship, yes. But a) you seem to be the only person offended. b) This has been done with a lot of other, popular books and no one seems to mind. This is just figment using charts to point out some flaws of the movie in a fun way that doesn’t make a difference in their main website.

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