Hey, guys! I just wanted to–
Eyes up here.
Ugh. This has been happening ever since I got this supercrazyamazing Figment shirt and these supercrazyamazing Figment pins and this supercrazyamazing Figment tote bag.
DID YOU JUST EXPLODE IN JEALOUSY? You did not, liar. You wouldn’t be reading this if you did. But I bet it was a mighty close call, amirite? Explode not! You can have all this and more when the brand new Figment Swag Hut opens in 2012.
Okay, I’m the only one that wants it to be called the Figment Swag Hut, but IRRELEVANT! Check out some of the amazing stuff you will soon be able to order and have delivered right to your door! STUFF LIKE …
And the classic FIGTOTE!!!
I’m not saying that you won’t have friends if you don’t buy these things. That would be irresponsible. I am saying that it might be a close call, friends-wise. So save your holiday money and keep watching this space: We’ll be announcing the Grand Opening of the Figment Swag Hut soon!