In 2012: Ye Olde Fig Shoppe!

Hey, guys! I just wanted to–

Woah.

Eyes up here.

Ugh. This has been happening ever since I got this supercrazyamazing Figment shirt and these supercrazyamazing Figment pins and this supercrazyamazing Figment tote bag.

DID YOU JUST EXPLODE IN JEALOUSY? You did not, liar. You wouldn’t be reading this if you did. But I bet it was a mighty close call, amirite? Explode not! You can have all this and more when the brand new Figment Swag Hut opens in 2012.

Okay, I’m the only one that wants it to be called the Figment Swag Hut, but IRRELEVANT! Check out some of the amazing stuff you will soon be able to order and have delivered right to your door! STUFF LIKE …

Badge pins!

T-shirts!!

And the classic FIGTOTE!!!

I’m not saying that you won’t have friends if you don’t buy these things. That would be irresponsible. I am saying that it might be a close call, friends-wise. So save your holiday money and keep watching this space: We’ll be announcing the Grand Opening of the Figment Swag Hut soon!

24 thoughts on “In 2012: Ye Olde Fig Shoppe!

  1. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

    Well, I already have the Figtote, so I’m guess I’m okay there. But I will need badge pins. And a t-shirt. And that other t-shirt.

    OH GOD FIGMENT SWAG HUT OPEN ALREADY!!!!!!!!

  2. I noticed that you said one of the prizes for the secrets contest is a Figment shirt. Will it be one of these? Will future figcontests feature figswag as prizes?

  3. It’s too late. I exploded.

    I shall now go and tell my dad to forget about taking me to Barnes and Nobles. This is more important.

  4. I JUST BURSTED WITH NUTELLA AND HAPPINESS. I. NEED. THAT. FIGTOTE!

    I tried a lot to get it from contests. But alas, it was to no avail.

    ^^ I feel like a dork from typing that last sentence.

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