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Can’t stand the thought of reading Pride and Prejudice? (What is wrong with you?) Check out this P&P-inspired web series from John Green‘s brother Hank instead: a modern web-cast starring broke med-student Lizzie, her crazy mom, and her immature sisters.
This enormously fat cat weighs the equivalent of 600 human lbs. Lay off the bacon cheddar burgers! Meow!
Want to be a professional mermaid? Head out to Weeki Wacchi Springs, Florida, and join the ranks of fin-clad women who swim in fishtanks and drink soda underwater.
The prom competition must be pretty stiff in this Texas town, where mothers resort to buying their children billboards in hopes they’ll be elected prom queen. C’mon, Mom . . . it’s just one night.
What do you mean, vikings didn’t wear hats with horns?
Want an A in Gym? Music can help boost your running performance by up to fifteen percent. If that’s not a good excuse for a new iPod, we don’t know what is.