FigLib! The Superhero.

The Dark Knight Rises is incredibly well written. But what does it really take to build an action story? With this FigLib, you get a scene from an action story, no effort required! Fill in these blanks, hit “FigLib me,” and enjoy your box office millions.

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199 thoughts on “FigLib! The Superhero.

  1. The sky is dark and shimmering. You’re tired, about to go to sleep, when you hear a loud thwack at your window. You turn seductively, but there’s nothing to see. You hear it again, and suddenly the window slurps open. With a flick of cape, you see. It’s–it’s–!

    THORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.

    You’re startled! Here? How? WHY??

    THORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR holds up a finger, instructing you to be fresh. You throbs, not uttering a single word. THORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR looks around your room, breathes heavily, wipes off some pus, and rushes to the door. Before leaving, THORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR turns, resolves you in the eye and says,

    “I’ll be booty.”

    • The sky is dark and greasy. You’re tired, about to go to sleep, when you hear a loud OOOERAAGHRAIIIINENNG at your window. You turn seductively, but there’s nothing to see. You hear it again, and suddenly the window strips open. With a flick of panties, you see. It’s–it’s–!

      the Joker.

      You’re flattered! Here? How? Yo can you tell me where the loo is i gotta piss.?

      the Joker holds up a finger, instructing you to be sproingy. You punches, not uttering a single word. the Joker looks around your room, breathes heavily, wipes off some spit, and rushes to the door. Before leaving, the Joker turns, slaughters you in the eye and says,

      “I’ll be butt.”

      • I don’t know what the obsession with turning seductively is nor the idea that superiors are all behinds, but being slaughtered is the eye is another of my new worst nightmares.

  2. “You’re bewildered! Here? How? What is your favorite flavor of ice-cream??”

    “You sing, not uttering a single word.”

    Wow. I don’t even know what to say.

  3. The sky is dark and purple. You’re tired, about to go to sleep, when you hear a loud Kaboom at your window. You turn carefully, but there’s nothing to see. You hear it again, and suddenly the window hears open. With a flick of pants, you see. It’s–it’s–!

    Thor.

    You’re shocked! Here? How? To be or not to be??

    Thor holds up a finger, instructing you to be wooden. You runs, not uttering a single word. Thor looks around your room, breathes heavily, wipes off some milk, and rushes to the door. Before leaving, Thor turns, sees you in the eye and says,

    “I’ll be knee.”

  4. I think this is where you want it so:

    The sky is dark and ostentatious. You’re tired, about to go to sleep, when you hear a loud pew-pew at your window. You turn graciously, but there’s nothing to see. You hear it again, and suddenly the window gallops open. With a flick of over-alls, you see. It’s–it’s–!

    Superman.

    You’re flabbergasted! Here? How? Are you the real Slim Shady??

    Superman holds up a finger, instructing you to be chartreuse . You sing, not uttering a single word. Superman looks around your room, breathes heavily, wipes off some orange juice, and rushes to the door. Before leaving, Superman turns, gesticulates you in the eye and says,

    “I’ll be elbow.”

  5. July 19, 2012
    FigLib! The Superhero.
    14 4
    Posted by Emily

    May we present The Superhero!

    The sky is dark and epic. You’re tired, about to go to sleep, when you hear a loud whabam at your window. You turn thrustingly, but there’s nothing to see. You hear it again, and suddenly the window strawberry open. With a flick of lederhosen, you see. It’s–it’s–!

    Captain America.

    You’re astonished! Here? How? Where have all the cucumber sanwhiches gotten to?!?

    Captain America holds up a finger, instructing you to be whimsical. You sepulchre, not uttering a single word. Captain America looks around your room, breathes heavily, wipes off some izze, and rushes to the door. Before leaving, Captain America turns, objectifies you in the eye and says,

    “I’ll be stirrup bone.”

  6. July 19, 2012
    FigLib! The Superhero.
    15 4
    Posted by Emily

    May we present The Superhero!

    The sky is dark and cloudy. You’re tired, about to go to sleep, when you hear a loud CRASH at your window. You turn suddenly, but there’s nothing to see. You hear it again, and suddenly the window kick open. With a flick of cape, you see. It’s–it’s–!

    Batman.

    You’re startled! Here? How? What??

    Batman holds up a finger, instructing you to be quietly. You grabs, not uttering a single word. Batman looks around your room, breathes heavily, wipes off some water, and rushes to the door. Before leaving, Batman turns, looks you in the eye and says,

    “I’ll be hand.”

  7. The sky is dark and intelligent. You’re tired, about to go to sleep, when you hear a loud coughing at your window. You turn selflessly , but there’s nothing to see. You hear it again, and suddenly the window shops open. With a flick of heels, you see. It’s–it’s–!

    Spiderman.

    You’re shocked ! Here? How? Why aren’t I married to Ryan Gosling??

    Spiderman holds up a finger, instructing you to be beautiful. You writes, not uttering a single word. Spiderman looks around your room, breathes heavily, wipes off some coffee, and rushes to the door. Before leaving, Spiderman turns, parties you in the eye and says,

    “I’ll be eyes.”

    Umm…I don’t think I did this right 😛

  8. The sky is dark and green. You’re tired, about to go to sleep, when you hear a loud rrrrrrrrrah at your window. You turn happily, but there’s nothing to see. You hear it again, and suddenly the window runs open. With a flick of vest, you see. It’s–it’s–!

    Spidey.

    You’re shocked! Here? How? Why do you eat dog??

    Spidey holds up a finger, instructing you to be teensy. You slaps, not uttering a single word. Spidey looks around your room, breathes heavily, wipes off some Mercury, and rushes to the door. Before leaving, Spidey turns, flies you in the eye and says,

    “I’ll be phalange.”

  9. The sky is dark and Large. You’re tired, about to go to sleep, when you hear a loud Shreik at your window. You turn Quickly, but there’s nothing to see. You hear it again, and suddenly the window Move open. With a flick of Shirt, you see. It’s–it’s–!

    Spider Man.

    You’re Shocked! Here? How? What happened to you??

    Spider Man holds up a finger, instructing you to be Yellow. You Run, not uttering a single word. Spider Man looks around your room, breathes heavily, wipes off some Pop, and rushes to the door. Before leaving, Spider Man turns, Goes you in the eye and says,

    “I’ll be Nose.”

  10. May we present The Superhero!

    The sky is dark and adventurous. You’re tired, about to go to sleep, when you hear a loud banging at your window. You turn easily, but there’s nothing to see. You hear it again, and suddenly the window pushes open. With a flick of shirt, you see. It’s–it’s–!

    Spider-man.

    You’re shocked! Here? How? Do you love me??

    Spider-man holds up a finger, instructing you to be pretty. You kick, not uttering a single word. Spider-man looks around your room, breathes heavily, wipes off some water, and rushes to the door. Before leaving, Spider-man turns, kisses you in the eye and says,

    “I’ll be butt.”

  11. The sky is dark and yoda. You’re tired, about to go to sleep, when you hear a loud yoda at your window. You turn yoda, but there’s nothing to see. You hear it again, and suddenly the window yoda open. With a flick of yoda, you see. It’s–it’s–!

    yoda.

    You’re yoda! Here? How? yoda?

    yoda holds up a finger, instructing you to be yoda. You yoda, not uttering a single word. yoda looks around your room, breathes heavily, wipes off some yoda, and rushes to the door. Before leaving, yoda turns, yodas you in the eye and says,

    “I’ll be yoda.”

  12. Uh… ???

    May we present The Superhero!

    The sky is dark and Peculiar. You’re tired, about to go to sleep, when you hear a loud Explosion at your window. You turn Mysteriously, but there’s nothing to see. You hear it again, and suddenly the window Killed open. With a flick of Shirt, you see. It’s–it’s–!

    Batman.

    You’re Frightened! Here? How? Really??

    Batman holds up a finger, instructing you to be Cruel. You Shot, not uttering a single word. Batman looks around your room, breathes heavily, wipes off some Coke, and rushes to the door. Before leaving, Batman turns, debones you in the eye and says,

    “I’ll be Thigh.”

  13. The sky is dark and Magical. You’re tired, about to go to sleep, when you hear a loud BOOM at your window. You turn Superbly, but there’s nothing to see. You hear it again, and suddenly the window sing open. With a flick of leg warmer, you see. It’s–it’s–!

    Iron Man.

    You’re Shocked! Here? How? Are you a potato??

    Iron Man holds up a finger, instructing you to be Juicy. You talk, not uttering a single word. Iron Man looks around your room, breathes heavily, wipes off some soup, and rushes to the door. Before leaving, Iron Man turns, tastes you in the eye and says,

    “I’ll be earlobe.”

  14. The sky is dark and blue. You’re tired, about to go to sleep, when you hear a loud kaboom at your window. You turn sneakily, but there’s nothing to see. You hear it again, and suddenly the window sprints open. With a flick of orange-checkered khakis, you see. It’s–it’s–!

    Ghost Girl.

    You’re flabbergasted! Here? How? Do you like chocolate ice-cream??

    Ghost Girl holds up a finger, instructing you to be sparkly. You fly, not uttering a single word. Ghost Girl looks around your room, breathes heavily, wipes off some root-beer, and rushes to the door. Before leaving, Ghost Girl turns, backflips you in the eye and says,

    “I’ll be nose.”

  15. Haha this is so fun!

    The sky is dark and fast. You’re tired, about to go to sleep, when you hear a loud SQUEAL at your window. You turn whittish, but there’s nothing to see. You hear it again, and suddenly the window run open. With a flick of boot, you see. It’s–it’s–!

    Red Bean Bandana Man.

    You’re Gaggled! Here? How? Hey, are you one of the bean eaters in this neighborhood??

    Red Bean Bandana Man holds up a finger, instructing you to be witty. You fit, not uttering a single word. Red Bean Bandana Man looks around your room, breathes heavily, wipes off some corn syrup, and rushes to the door. Before leaving, Red Bean Bandana Man turns, hits you in the eye and says,

    “I’ll be elbow.”

  16. The sky is dark and incredible. You’re tired, about to go to sleep, when you hear a loud BANG! at your window. You turn quickly, but there’s nothing to see. You hear it again, and suddenly the window explodes open. With a flick of socks, you see. It’s–it’s–!

    Ironman.

    You’re shocked! Here? How? Do you have a Figment account??

    Ironman holds up a finger, instructing you to be enormous. You laughs, not uttering a single word. Ironman looks around your room, breathes heavily, wipes off some sweat, and rushes to the door. Before leaving, Ironman turns, sneezes you in the eye and says,

    “I’ll be left ear.”

  17. The sky is dark and drizzly. You’re tired, about to go to sleep, when you hear a loud ka-boom at your window. You turn hopefully, but there’s nothing to see. You hear it again, and suddenly the window smashes open. With a flick of tight latex, you see. It’s–it’s–!

    Spiderman.

    You’re in love! Here? How? Call me, maybe??

    Spiderman holds up a finger, instructing you to be silent. You fan yourself, not uttering a single word. Spiderman looks around your room, breathes heavily, wipes off some Perspiration , and rushes to the door. Before leaving, Spiderman turns, winks you in the eye and says,

    “I’ll be calling you, soon.”

  18. The sky is dark and Uninterested. You’re tired, about to go to sleep, when you hear a loud Whomp at your window. You turn Blindly, but there’s nothing to see. You hear it again, and suddenly the window Catch open. With a flick of Blazer, you see. It’s–it’s–!

    SpunkyPuff.

    You’re Weeping! Here? How? What the F***??

    SpunkyPuff holds up a finger, instructing you to be Gooey. You Peep, not uttering a single word. SpunkyPuff looks around your room, breathes heavily, wipes off some Acetone, and rushes to the door. Before leaving, SpunkyPuff turns, Rushes you in the eye and says,

    “I’ll be Metacarple.”

  19. May we present The Superhero!

    The sky is dark and elegant. You’re tired, about to go to sleep, when you hear a loud WHOOOOOSH at your window. You turn fast, but there’s nothing to see. You hear it again, and suddenly the window snaps open. With a flick of a cardigan, you see. It’s–it’s–!

    I’MFREAKIN’AWESOME-MAN.

    You’re flabbergasted! Here? How? LOLWUTJUSTHAPPENED??

    I’MFREAKIN’AWESOME-MAN holds up a finger, instructing you to be magnificent. You walk, not uttering a single word. I’MFREAKIN’AWESOME-MAN looks around your room, breathes heavily, wipes off some orange juice, and rushes to the door. Before leaving, I’MFREAKIN’AWESOME-MAN turns, flies you in the eye and says,

    “I’ll be arm.”

    ….Yeah, this is weird….

  20. The sky is dark and mistical. You’re tired, about to go to sleep, when you hear a loud Cackle at your window. You turn slowly, but there’s nothing to see. You hear it again, and suddenly the window walk open. With a flick of stilleto, you see. It’s–it’s–!

    Yoda.

    You’re Astounded! Here? How? Who’s he??

    Thor holds up a finger, instructing you to be Weird. You laugh, not uttering a single word. Thor looks around your room, breathes heavily, wipes off some tea, and rushes to the door. Before leaving, Thor turns, runs you in the eye and says,

    “I’ll be tarsal.”

  21. The sky is dark and reliable. You’re tired, about to go to sleep, when you hear a loud motorcycle at your window. You turn slowly, but there’s nothing to see. You hear it again, and suddenly the window leap open. With a flick of swimsuit, you see. It’s–it’s–!

    SPIDER-MAN!.

    You’re shocked! Here? How? Why is the sky blue??

    SPIDER-MAN! holds up a finger, instructing you to be eternal. You make, not uttering a single word. SPIDER-MAN! looks around your room, breathes heavily, wipes off some coffee, and rushes to the door. Before leaving, SPIDER-MAN! turns, kicks you in the eye and says,

    “I’ll be hand.”

  22. The sky is dark and mysterious. You’re tired, about to go to sleep, when you hear a loud BANG at your window. You turn silently, but there’s nothing to see. You hear it again, and suddenly the window sneaks open. With a flick of cape, you see. It’s–it’s–!

    Robin.

    You’re astonished! Here? How? Will he marry me??

    Robin holds up a finger, instructing you to be quietly. You kiss, not uttering a single word. Robin looks around your room, breathes heavily, wipes off some water, and rushes to the door. Before leaving, Robin turns, smiles you in the eye and says,

    “I’ll be Arm.”

  23. The sky is dark and silver. You’re tired, about to go to sleep, when you hear a loud ding at your window. You turn mightily, but there’s nothing to see. You hear it again, and suddenly the window trips open. With a flick of necktie, you see. It’s–it’s–!

    Batman.

    You’re thunderstruck! Here? How? Do you still have to go to work tomorrow??

    Batman holds up a finger, instructing you to be tough. You laugh, not uttering a single word. Batman looks around your room, breathes heavily, wipes off some grape juice, and rushes to the door. Before leaving, Batman turns, flashes you in the eye and says,

    “I’ll be waist.”

    haha this is great XD

  24. “You’re shocked! Here? How? You forgot to be awesome, didn’t you??”

    Schoodleydooper is here to punish meeeeeeeee

  25. JULY 19, 2012
    FigLib! The Superhero.
    18 5 Posted by Emily

    May we present The Superhero!

    The sky is dark and bombarded. You’re tired, about to go to sleep, when you hear a loud whine at your window. You turn loudly , but there’s nothing to see. You hear it again, and suddenly the window discombobulates open. With a flick of leotard, you see. It’s–it’s–!

    Starfire.

    You’re flabbergasted! Here? How? What is the square root of 64 divided by 3 and tripled by 5 in which the outcome results in the variable n??

    Starfire holds up a finger, instructing you to be spectrophotofluorometrical. You incapacitate, not uttering a single word. Starfire looks around your room, breathes heavily, wipes off some champagne, and rushes to the door. Before leaving, Starfire turns, floccinaucinihilipilificates you in the eye and says,

    “I’ll be cornea.”

  26. The sky is dark and Sparkly. You’re tired, about to go to sleep, when you hear a loud BLAM at your window. You turn quickly, but there’s nothing to see. You hear it again, and suddenly the window Hug open. With a flick of Panties, you see. It’s–it’s–!

    Captain America.

    You’re Shocked! Here? How? Are you after my sweet self??

    Captain America holds up a finger, instructing you to be Sexy. You Slap, not uttering a single word. Captain America looks around your room, breathes heavily, wipes off some Coffee, and rushes to the door. Before leaving, Captain America turns, Swims you in the eye and says,

    “I’ll be Wrist.”

  27. The sky is dark and Wavy. You’re tired, about to go to sleep, when you hear a loud crash at your window. You turn deathly, but there’s nothing to see. You hear it again, and suddenly the window kicks open. With a flick of shirt, you see. It’s–it’s–!

    The incredibles.

    You’re amazed! Here? How? Where is my sidekick??

    The incredibles holds up a finger, instructing you to be flashy. You shakes, not uttering a single word. The incredibles looks around your room, breathes heavily, wipes off some oil, and rushes to the door. Before leaving, The incredibles turns, catches you in the eye and says,

    “I’ll be arm.”

  28. The sky is dark and sparkling. You’re tired, about to go to sleep, when you hear a loud zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz at your window. You turn brightly, but there’s nothing to see. You hear it again, and suddenly the window fly open. With a flick of dress, you see. It’s–it’s–!

    katy perry.

    You’re boo! Here? How? will you let me go??

    katy perry holds up a finger, instructing you to be windy. You walk, not uttering a single word. firework girl looks around your room, breathes heavily, wipes off some tea, and rushes to the door. Before leaving, firework girl turns, hang you in the eye and says,

    “I’ll be eye.”

  29. The sky is dark and Holly. You’re tired, about to go to sleep, when you hear a loud Clank at your window. You turn Skipped faster, but there’s nothing to see. You hear it again, and suddenly the window Hitting open. With a flick of Flamingo hat, you see. It’s–it’s–!

    Wonder Woman.

    You’re Astonished! Here? How? How did my cat underwear get here??

    Wonder Woman holds up a finger, instructing you to be Table. You Spining, not uttering a single word. Wonder Woman looks around your room, breathes heavily, wipes off some Ale, and rushes to the door. Before leaving, Wonder Woman turns, Skills you in the eye and says,

    “I’ll be Tummy.”

  30. The sky is dark and hungry. You’re tired, about to go to sleep, when you hear a loud squeak at your window. You turn happily, but there’s nothing to see. You hear it again, and suddenly the window dance open. With a flick of pelt, you see. It’s–it’s–!

    SPIDERMAN.

    You’re flabbergasted! Here? How? What kind of rice do you eat??

    SPIDERMAN holds up a finger, instructing you to be furry. You sing, not uttering a single word. SPIDERMAN looks around your room, breathes heavily, wipes off some juice, and rushes to the door. Before leaving, SPIDERMAN turns, parts you in the eye and says,

    “I’ll be tummy.”

  31. May we present The Superhero!

    The sky is dark and emphatic. You’re tired, about to go to sleep, when you hear a loud whirr at your window. You turn perfectly, but there’s nothing to see. You hear it again, and suddenly the window shudders open. With a flick of beret, you see. It’s–it’s–!

    Hawkeye.

    You’re Astonished! Here? How? Where has Legolas gotten off to??

    Hawkeye holds up a finger, instructing you to be murky. You follow, not uttering a single word. Hawkeye looks around your room, breathes heavily, wipes off some ink, and rushes to the door. Before leaving, Hawkeye turns, writes you in the eye and says,

    “I’ll be thumb.”

  32. The sky is dark and delirious. You’re tired, about to go to sleep, when you hear a loud BOOM at your window. You turn creatively, but there’s nothing to see. You hear it again, and suddenly the window caresses open. With a flick of sock, you see. It’s–it’s–!

    Spiderman.

    You’re flabbergasted! Here? How? Why are you smelling my potato sack??

    Spiderman holds up a finger, instructing you to be smooth. You soar, not uttering a single word. Spiderman looks around your room, breathes heavily, wipes off some blood, and rushes to the door. Before leaving, Spiderman turns, chomps you in the eye and says,

    “I’ll be buttocks.”

  33. The sky is dark and studious. You’re tired, about to go to sleep, when you hear a loud whatchya! at your window. You turn nervously, but there’s nothing to see. You hear it again, and suddenly the window tinkle open. With a flick of fedora, you see. It’s–it’s–!

    Iron Man.

    You’re astonished! Here? How? What the pumpernickle??

    Iron Man holds up a finger, instructing you to be horrifying. You smack, not uttering a single word. Iron Man looks around your room, breathes heavily, wipes off some hydrogen peroxide, and rushes to the door. Before leaving, Iron Man turns, spins you in the eye and says,

    “I’ll be eyelash.”

  34. The sky is dark and raunchy. You’re tired, about to go to sleep, when you hear a loud whoosh at your window. You turn speedily, but there’s nothing to see. You hear it again, and suddenly the window maul open. With a flick of lingerie, you see. It’s–it’s–!

    Nightwing.

    You’re flabbergasted! Here? How? Why is your boyfriend on the table??

    Nightwing holds up a finger, instructing you to be charming. You chortle, not uttering a single word. Nightwing looks around your room, breathes heavily, wipes off some bacon vodka, and rushes to the door. Before leaving, Nightwing turns, kisses you in the eye and says.

    “I’ll be liver.”

    I’ve never been so amused XD

  35. The sky is dark and annoying. You’re tired, about to go to sleep, when you hear a loud mieu at your window. You turn quickly, but there’s nothing to see. You hear it again, and suddenly the window fly open. With a flick of skirt, you see. It’s–it’s–!

    Luke fon Fabre.

    You’re bemused! Here? How? What the hell are fonons??

    Luke fon Fabre holds up a finger, instructing you to be beautiful. You jump, not uttering a single word. Luke fon Fabre looks around your room, breathes heavily, wipes off some syrup, and rushes to the door. Before leaving, Luke fon Fabre turns, pounces you in the eye and says,

    “I’ll be abs.”

  36. The sky is dark and mysterious. You’re tired, about to go to sleep, when you hear a loud whisper at your window. You turn smoothly, but there’s nothing to see. You hear it again, and suddenly the window live open. With a flick of scarf, you see. It’s–it’s–!

    Sherlock Holmes.

    You’re astonished! Here? How? Can’t you see what’s going on??

    Sherlock Holmes holds up a finger, instructing you to be smoking. You fall, not uttering a single word. Sherlock Holmes looks around your room, breathes heavily, wipes off some blood, and rushes to the door. Before leaving, Sherlock Holmes turns, flies you in the eye and says,

    “I’ll be cheekbones.”

  37. The sky is dark and Musical. You’re tired, about to go to sleep, when you hear a loud Harps at your window. You turn Awesomely, but there’s nothing to see. You hear it again, and suddenly the window Run open. With a flick of Skirt, you see. It’s–it’s–!

    Jean Grey/Phoenix.

    You’re Flabbergasted ! Here? How? Why does she loveeeeeee meeeeeeeeeee??*

    Jean Grey/Phoenix holds up a finger, instructing you to be Pathetic. You Die, not uttering a single word. Jean Grey/Phoenix looks around your room, breathes heavily, wipes off some Salt water, and rushes to the door. Before leaving, Jean Grey/Phoenix turns, Flies you in the eye and says,

    “I’ll be Facial scar.”

  38. The sky is dark and laxadaisical. You’re tired, about to go to sleep, when you hear a loud CRASH at your window. You turn creepily, but there’s nothing to see. You hear it again, and suddenly the window dance open. With a flick of sombrero, you see. It’s–it’s–!

    superman.

    You’re shocked! Here? How? where??

    superman holds up a finger, instructing you to be fetch. You eat, not uttering a single word. superman looks around your room, breathes heavily, wipes off some urine, and rushes to the door. Before leaving, superman turns, sings you in the eye and says,

    “I’ll be weinus.”

  39. May we present The Superhero!

    The sky is dark and slippery. You’re tired, about to go to sleep, when you hear a loud boink at your window. You turn devilishly, but there’s nothing to see. You hear it again, and suddenly the window drink open. With a flick of sweatband, you see. It’s–it’s–!

    Super Grover.

    You’re aghast! Here? How? It was good for me, was it good for you??

    Super Grover holds up a finger, instructing you to be chocolatey. You cough, not uttering a single word. Super Grover looks around your room, breathes heavily, wipes off some triple-mocha frappachino, and rushes to the door. Before leaving, Super Grover turns, kisses you in the eye and says,

    “I’ll be eyelash.”

  40. The sky is dark and irrevocable. You’re tired, about to go to sleep, when you hear a loud bang at your window. You turn incredibly, but there’s nothing to see. You hear it again, and suddenly the window you open. With a flick of bra, you see. It’s–it’s–!

    Green Lantern.

    You’re perplexed! Here? How? Where are you hiding the unicorns??

    Green Lantern holds up a finger, instructing you to be epic. You he, not uttering a single word. Green Lantern looks around your room, breathes heavily, wipes off some lava, and rushes to the door. Before leaving, Green Lantern turns, skips you in the eye and says,

    “I’ll be toe.”

    XD This. This is awesome.

  41. The sky is dark and smelly. You’re tired, about to go to sleep, when you hear a loud stomp at your window. You turn suddenly, but there’s nothing to see. You hear it again, and suddenly the window punch open. With a flick of suspenders, you see. It’s–it’s–!

    The Fatman.

    You’re tired! Here? How? How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood??

    The Fatman holds up a finger, instructing you to be gayly. You shout, not uttering a single word. The Fatman looks around your room, breathes heavily, wipes off some Bloody Mary, and rushes to the door. Before leaving, The Fatman turns, squats you in the eye and says,

    “I’ll be tooth.”

  42. The sky is dark and dismembered. You’re tired, about to go to sleep, when you hear a loud fart at your window. You turn maliciously, but there’s nothing to see. You hear it again, and suddenly the window punctures open. With a flick of thong, you see. It’s–it’s–!

    Robin.

    You’re flabbergasted! Here? How? Quantom zombies?!?

    Robin holds up a finger, instructing you to be blood-soaked. You explode, not uttering a single word. Robin looks around your room, breathes heavily, wipes off some brain fluid, and rushes to the door. Before leaving, Robin turns, cackles you in the eye and says,

    “I’ll be optic nerve.”

  43. The sky is dark and epicly. You’re tired, about to go to sleep, when you hear a loud Wirr at your window. You turn quickly, but there’s nothing to see. You hear it again, and suddenly the window Shoot open. With a flick of cape, you see. It’s–it’s–!

    Thor.

    You’re stunned! Here? How? Who are you??

    Thor holds up a finger, instructing you to be Malicious. You bound, not uttering a single word. Thor looks around your room, breathes heavily, wipes off some acid, and rushes to the door. Before leaving, Thor turns, falls you in the eye and says,

    “I’ll be arm.”

  44. The sky is dark and Smart. You’re tired, about to go to sleep, when you hear a loud BANG at your window. You turn quickly, but there’s nothing to see. You hear it again, and suddenly the window runs open. With a flick of shirt, you see. It’s–it’s–!

    BATMAN!.

    You’re shocked! Here? How? why/?

    BATMAN! holds up a finger, instructing you to be ingenius. You thinks, not uttering a single word. BATMAN! looks around your room, breathes heavily, wipes off some blood, and rushes to the door. Before leaving, BATMAN! turns, dashes you in the eye and says,

    “I’ll be hand.”

  45. The sky is dark and charismatic. You’re tired, about to go to sleep, when you hear a loud breaking toilets at your window. You turn abruptly, but there’s nothing to see. You hear it again, and suddenly the window probe open. With a flick of spirit hood, you see. It’s–it’s–!

    Green Lantern.

    You’re mystified! Here? How? What is the meaning of this pineapple wearing pants?!?

    Green Lantern holds up a finger, instructing you to be ravishing. You dance, not uttering a single word. Green Lantern looks around your room, breathes heavily, wipes off some coffee, and rushes to the door. Before leaving, Green Lantern turns, rides you in the eye and says,

    “I’ll be hips.”

  46. The sky is dark and red. You’re tired, about to go to sleep, when you hear a loud ker-thwaken! at your window. You turn incredible, but there’s nothing to see. You hear it again, and suddenly the window fly open. With a flick of fuzzy sock, you see. It’s–it’s–!

    captain america.

    You’re flabbergasted! Here? How? whaaaaat??

    captain america holds up a finger, instructing you to be reviled. You scoff, not uttering a single word. captain america looks around your room, breathes heavily, wipes off some milk, and rushes to the door. Before leaving, captain america turns, jumps you in the eye and says,

    “I’ll be nose.”

  47. The sky is dark and sparkling. You’re tired, about to go to sleep, when you hear a loud crunch at your window. You turn courageously , but there’s nothing to see. You hear it again, and suddenly the window shimmies open. With a flick of tunic, you see. It’s–it’s–!

    Pi Guy.

    You’re Astounded! Here? How? is Pi a rational number??

    Pi Guy holds up a finger, instructing you to be bedazzled. You skip, not uttering a single word. Pi Guy looks around your room, breathes heavily, wipes off some pink lemonade, and rushes to the door. Before leaving, Pi Guy turns, swims you in the eye and says,

    “I’ll be femur.”

  48. The sky is dark and blue. You’re tired, about to go to sleep, when you hear a loud Buzz at your window. You turn slowly, but there’s nothing to see. You hear it again, and suddenly the window slides open. With a flick of shoe, you see. It’s–it’s–!

    Super Me.

    You’re shocked! Here? How? WHAT?!?!?

    Super Me holds up a finger, instructing you to be red. You walk, not uttering a single word. Super Me looks around your room, breathes heavily, wipes off some orange juice, and rushes to the door. Before leaving, Super Me turns, skates you in the eye and says,

    “I’ll be arm.”

  49. The sky is dark and scrumptous . You’re tired, about to go to sleep, when you hear a loud *BOING!* at your window. You turn surreptiously , but there’s nothing to see. You hear it again, and suddenly the window declare open. With a flick of red and black plaid corset dress, you see. It’s–it’s–!

    Batman.

    You’re flabergasted ! Here? How? Harry Potter, come for pie??

    Batman holds up a finger, instructing you to be rose red. You conjure , not uttering a single word. Batman looks around your room, breathes heavily, wipes off some Veritaserum , and rushes to the door. Before leaving, Batman turns, dances you in the eye and says,

    “I’ll be head.”

  50. The sky is dark and Powerful. You’re tired, about to go to sleep, when you hear a loud Crash at your window. You turn Elegantly , but there’s nothing to see. You hear it again, and suddenly the window Walk open. With a flick of Vest, you see. It’s–it’s–!

    Batman.

    You’re Startled! Here? How? Do you have a weapon??

    Batman holds up a finger, instructing you to be Evil. You Dart, not uttering a single word. Batman looks around your room, breathes heavily, wipes off some Blood, and rushes to the door. Before leaving, Batman turns, Glides you in the eye and says,

    “I’ll be Chest.”

  51. The sky is dark and tasty. You’re tired, about to go to sleep, when you hear a loud BABOOM at your window. You turn dramatically (in slow motion), but there’s nothing to see. You hear it again, and suddenly the window dances open. With a flick of skirt, you see. It’s–it’s–!

    Iron Man.

    You’re shocked! Here? How? It’s obvious isn’t it?

    Iron Man holds up a finger, instructing you to be supermegafoxyawesomehot. You explode, not uttering a single word. Iron Man looks around your room, breathes heavily, wipes off some gasoline, and rushes to the door. Before leaving, Iron Man turns, pokes you in the eye and says,

    “I’ll be lips.”

  52. The sky is dark and starry. You’re tired, about to go to sleep, when you hear a loud crash at your window. You turn quickly, but there’s nothing to see. You hear it again, and suddenly the window jumping open. With a flick of sweater, you see. It’s–it’s–!

    Captain America.

    You’re bamboozled! Here? How? Why are you eating salad??

    Captain America holds up a finger, instructing you to be idle. You ricoccheting, not uttering a single word. Captain America looks around your room, breathes heavily, wipes off some orange juice, and rushes to the door. Before leaving, Captain America turns, races you in the eye and says,

    “I’ll be belly button.”

  53. The sky is dark and crazy. You’re tired, about to go to sleep, when you hear a loud bbbbrrrp at your window. You turn silently, but there’s nothing to see. You hear it again, and suddenly the window jumps open. With a flick of pants, you see. It’s–it’s–!

    The Green Griffin.

    You’re Shocked! Here? How? Why are you such an idiot??

    The Green Griffin holds up a finger, instructing you to be hilarious. You stretch, not uttering a single word. The Green Griffin looks around your room, breathes heavily, wipes off some cranberry juice, and rushes to the door. Before leaving, The Green Griffin turns, elbows you in the eye and says,

    “I’ll be buttocks.”

  54. The sky is dark and Heroic . You’re tired, about to go to sleep, when you hear a loud BOOM! at your window. You turn Quickly, but there’s nothing to see. You hear it again, and suddenly the window Kiss open. With a flick of Mini-Skirt, you see. It’s–it’s–!

    Captain America.

    You’re Astonished! Here? How? If you could kiss anyone, who would it be??

    Captain America holds up a finger, instructing you to be Stunning. You Caught, not uttering a single word. Captain America looks around your room, breathes heavily, wipes off some water, and rushes to the door. Before leaving, Captain America turns, saves you in the eye and says,

    “I’ll be Eyes.”

  55. The sky is dark and mystic. You’re tired, about to go to sleep, when you hear a loud THUMP at your window. You turn stunningly, but there’s nothing to see. You hear it again, and suddenly the window flops open. With a flick of shirt, you see. It’s–it’s–!

    Ironman.

    You’re astounded! Here? How? HIM?!?!?

    Ironman holds up a finger, instructing you to be black. You scream, not uttering a single word. Ironman looks around your room, breathes heavily, wipes off some soda, and rushes to the door. Before leaving, Ironman turns, slaps you in the eye and says,

    “I’ll be arm.”

  56. The sky is dark and wiggly. You’re tired, about to go to sleep, when you hear a loud blam at your window. You turn limpidly, but there’s nothing to see. You hear it again, and suddenly the window flash open. With a flick of knee socks, you see. It’s–it’s–!

    Iron Man.

    You’re astounded! Here? How? Huh??

    Iron Man holds up a finger, instructing you to be skittish. You mail, not uttering a single word. Iron Man looks around your room, breathes heavily, wipes off some pink lemonade, and rushes to the door. Before leaving, Iron Man turns, canters you in the eye and says,

    “I’ll be knuckle.”

  57. The sky is dark and quaint . You’re tired, about to go to sleep, when you hear a loud thwang at your window. You turn eagerly, but there’s nothing to see. You hear it again, and suddenly the window running open. With a flick of gurtle , you see. It’s–it’s–!

    cat woman.

    You’re shocked! Here? How? How dare you?!?

    cat woman holds up a finger, instructing you to be repulsive. You jumping , not uttering a single word. cat woman looks around your room, breathes heavily, wipes off some mustard , and rushes to the door. Before leaving, cat woman turns, kisses you in the eye and says,

    “I’ll be Patella .”

  58. The sky is dark and itchy. You’re tired, about to go to sleep, when you hear a loud boop at your window. You turn unwillingly, but there’s nothing to see. You hear it again, and suddenly the window skipping open. With a flick of sock, you see. It’s–it’s–!

    Black Canary.

    You’re flabbergasted! Here? How? Why is that goat being sat on by a cow??

    Black Canary holds up a finger, instructing you to be moldy. You crying, not uttering a single word. Black Canary looks around your room, breathes heavily, wipes off some apple juice, and rushes to the door. Before leaving, Black Canary turns, burps you in the eye and says,

    “I’ll be patella.”

  59. The sky is dark and shocking. You’re tired, about to go to sleep, when you hear a loud clatter at your window. You turn silently, but there’s nothing to see. You hear it again, and suddenly the window dash open. With a flick of sock, you see. It’s–it’s–!

    Nikola Tesla.

    You’re shocked! Here? How? How now??

    Nikola Tesla holds up a finger, instructing you to be flighty. You inventing, not uttering a single word. Nikola Tesla looks around your room, breathes heavily, wipes off some water, and rushes to the door. Before leaving, Nikola Tesla turns, laughs you in the eye and says,

    “I’ll be ankle.”

  60. The sky is dark and chunky. You’re tired, about to go to sleep, when you hear a loud boom at your window. You turn fatly, but there’s nothing to see. You hear it again, and suddenly the window runs open. With a flick of undies, you see. It’s–it’s–!

    Eugenides.

    You’re startled! Here? How? What’s up with your hair??

    Eugenides holds up a finger, instructing you to be false. You sit, not uttering a single word. Eugenides looks around your room, breathes heavily, wipes off some blood, and rushes to the door. Before leaving, Eugenides turns, stalks you in the eye and says,

    “I’ll be eyeball.”

    …I believe I’m the only one who didn’t put an actual superhero down. /fail

  61. The sky is dark and loud. You’re tired, about to go to sleep, when you hear a loud plop at your window. You turn seductively, but there’s nothing to see. You hear it again, and suddenly the window flops open. With a flick of cravat, you see. It’s–it’s–!

    Spiderman.

    You’re astonished! Here? How? Where’s the toilet paper?

    Spiderman holds up a finger, instructing you to be insane. You crawl, not uttering a single word. Spiderman looks around your room, breathes heavily, wipes off some blood, and rushes to the door. Before leaving, Spiderman turns, squeezes you in the eye and says,

    “I’ll be toe.”

  62. The sky is dark and barbaric. You’re tired, about to go to sleep, when you hear a loud girlish shriek at your window. You turn zestily, but there’s nothing to see. You hear it again, and suddenly the window cower open. With a flick of wifebeater, you see. It’s–it’s–!

    Iron Man.

    You’re flabbergasted! Here? How? Have you seen my pants??

    Iron Man holds up a finger, instructing you to be quixotic. You laugh, not uttering a single word. Iron Man looks around your room, breathes heavily, wipes off some ammonium nitrate, and rushes to the door. Before leaving, Iron Man turns, punches you in the eye and says,

    “I’ll be a pancreas.”

  63. The sky is dark and sexy. You’re tired, about to go to sleep, when you hear a loud bang at your window. You turn softly, but there’s nothing to see. You hear it again, and suddenly the window caress open. With a flick of shirt, you see. It’s–it’s–!

    Catwoman.

    You’re astonished! Here? How? What are you thinking??

    Catwoman holds up a finger, instructing you to be strong. You stroke, not uttering a single word. Catwoman looks around your room, breathes heavily, wipes off some apple juice, and rushes to the door. Before leaving, Catwoman turns, bounces you in the eye and says,

    “I’ll be arm.”

  64. The sky is dark and clammy. You’re tired, about to go to sleep, when you hear a loud buzz at your window. You turn softly, but there’s nothing to see. You hear it again, and suddenly the window dance open. With a flick of sock, you see. It’s–it’s–!

    Spiderman.

    You’re startled! Here? How? What were you thinking??

    Spiderman holds up a finger, instructing you to be sincere. You sprint, not uttering a single word. Spiderman looks around your room, breathes heavily, wipes off some boiling chocolate, and rushes to the door. Before leaving, Spiderman turns, sings you in the eye and says,

    “I’ll be earlobe.”

  65. The sky is dark and supes cool. You’re tired, about to go to sleep, when you hear a loud hehehehe at your window. You turn creepily, but there’s nothing to see. You hear it again, and suddenly the window spazzing open. With a flick of supa’ hat, you see. It’s–it’s–!

    batman.

    why do i sound so disappointed that its batman?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

  66. The sky is dark and strange. You’re tired, about to go to sleep, when you hear a loud slurp at your window. You turn slyly, but there’s nothing to see. You hear it again, and suddenly the window runs open. With a flick of a hoodie, you see. It’s–it’s–!

    Cat woman.

    You’re astonished! Here? How? What in the world are you??

    Cat woman holds up a finger, instructing you to be teeny tiny. You bow, not uttering a single word. Cat woman looks around your room, breathes heavily, wipes off some acid, and rushes to the door. Before leaving, Cat woman turns, exploits you in the eye and says,

    “I’ll be head.”

  67. The sky is dark and crazy. You’re tired, about to go to sleep, when you hear a loud bang at your window. You turn slowly, but there’s nothing to see. You hear it again, and suddenly the window sells open. With a flick of hat, you see. It’s–it’s–!

    Superwoman.

    You’re startled! Here? How? Why are you here??

    Superwoman holds up a finger, instructing you to be cool. You say, not uttering a single word. Superwoman looks around your room, breathes heavily, wipes off some water, and rushes to the door. Before leaving, Superwoman turns, seems you in the eye and says,

    “I’ll be head.”

  68. The sky is dark and ominous. You’re tired, about to go to sleep, when you hear a loud thump at your window. You turn carefully, but there’s nothing to see. You hear it again, and suddenly the window squeaks open. With a flick of pants, you see. It’s–it’s–!

    Batman.

    You’re flabbergasted! Here? How? Can I have your cape??

    Batman holds up a finger, instructing you to be epic. You squeak, not uttering a single word. Batman looks around your room, breathes heavily, wipes off some orange soda, and rushes to the door. Before leaving, Batman turns, blinks you in the eye and says,

    “I’ll be arm.”

  69. The sky is dark and transmissible. You’re tired, about to go to sleep, when you hear a loud ker-SPLAT!! at your window. You turn cunningly, but there’s nothing to see. You hear it again, and suddenly the window to run open. With a flick of left sock, you see. It’s–it’s–!

    Spider Pig.

    You’re aghast! Here? How? Are you scared of cheese??

    Spider Pig holds up a finger, instructing you to be stinky. You to go, not uttering a single word. Spider Pig looks around your room, breathes heavily, wipes off some prune juice, and rushes to the door. Before leaving, Spider Pig turns, skips you in the eye and says,

    “I’ll be pore.”

  70. May we present The Superhero!

    The sky is dark and Oblong. You’re tired, about to go to sleep, when you hear a loud Meow at your window. You turn Obliquely, but there’s nothing to see. You hear it again, and suddenly the window sing open. With a flick of Garter, you see. It’s–it’s–!

    Catwoman.

    You’re Flabbergasted! Here? How? Where did you get that wig??

    Catwoman holds up a finger, instructing you to be greasy. You fling, not uttering a single word. Catwoman looks around your room, breathes heavily, wipes off some dish detergent, and rushes to the door. Before leaving, Catwoman turns, sprints you in the eye and says,

    “I’ll be Kneecap.”

  71. haha nice

    May we present The Superhero!

    The sky is dark and beautiful. You’re tired, about to go to sleep, when you hear a loud scream at your window. You turn lovely, but there’s nothing to see. You hear it again, and suddenly the window gaze open. With a flick of cloak, you see. It’s–it’s–!

    Emma Frost.

    You’re shocked! Here? How? Where are you going??

    Emma Frost holds up a finger, instructing you to be dark. You grin, not uttering a single word. Emma Frost looks around your room, breathes heavily, wipes off some blood, and rushes to the door. Before leaving, Emma Frost turns, slices you in the eye and says,

    “I’ll be arm.”

  72. The sky is dark and purple. You’re tired, about to go to sleep, when you hear a loud buzz at your window. You turn superbly, but there’s nothing to see. You hear it again, and suddenly the window eats open. With a flick of body suit, you see. It’s–it’s–!

    Bandanna Man.

    You’re shocked! Here? How? What’s your favorite color??

    Bandanna Man holds up a finger, instructing you to be crazy. You fires, not uttering a single word. Bandanna Man looks around your room, breathes heavily, wipes off some lemonade, and rushes to the door. Before leaving, Bandanna Man turns, shifts you in the eye and says,

    “I’ll be tongue.”

  73. The sky is dark and haughty. You’re tired, about to go to sleep, when you hear a loud whisper at your window. You turn silently, but there’s nothing to see. You hear it again, and suddenly the window sweeps open. With a flick of sock, you see. It’s–it’s–!

    Ironman.

    You’re astounded! Here? How? Who gave you clearance to this level??

    Ironman holds up a finger, instructing you to be good. You saves, not uttering a single word. Ironman looks around your room, breathes heavily, wipes off some orange soda, and rushes to the door. Before leaving, Ironman turns, grins you in the eye and says,

    “I’ll be eye.”

  74. May we present The Superhero!

    The sky is dark and crazy. You’re tired, about to go to sleep, when you hear a loud boom at your window. You turn quickly, but there’s nothing to see. You hear it again, and suddenly the window jumps open. With a flick of mask, you see. It’s–it’s–!

    Cat Woman.

    You’re shocked! Here? How? Who are you??

    Cat Woman holds up a finger, instructing you to be pretty. You sit, not uttering a single word. Cat Woman looks around your room, breathes heavily, wipes off some water, and rushes to the door. Before leaving, Cat Woman turns, yells you in the eye and says,

    “I’ll be hands.”

  75. The Figlib

    May we present The Superhero!

    The sky is dark and jealous. You’re tired, about to go to sleep, when you hear a loud crack at your window. You turn incredibly, but there’s nothing to see. You hear it again, and suddenly the window attack open. With a flick of bra, you see. It’s–it’s–!

    Captain Black Eye.

    You’re shocked! Here? How? Why do you like eating ribs??

    Captain Black Eye holds up a finger, instructing you to be annoyed. You write, not uttering a single word. Captain Black Eye looks around your room, breathes heavily, wipes off some ice tea, and rushes to the door. Before leaving, Captain Black Eye turns, flies you in the eye and says,

    “I’ll be bladder.”

  76. The sky is dark and unseemly. You’re tired, about to go to sleep, when you hear a loud sssssBoom! at your window. You turn squeakily, but there’s nothing to see. You hear it again, and suddenly the window infer open. With a flick of bowler, you see. It’s–it’s–!

    Professor X.

    You’re floored! Here? How? How did you do that??

    Professor X holds up a finger, instructing you to be undying. You pontificate, not uttering a single word. Professor X looks around your room, breathes heavily, wipes off some honey, and rushes to the door. Before leaving, Professor X turns, lends you in the eye and says,

    “I’ll be chin.”

  77. The sky is dark and striking. You’re tired, about to go to sleep, when you hear a loud FLABAMM! at your window. You turn scoundrely, but there’s nothing to see. You hear it again, and suddenly the window pounce open. With a flick of monacle, you see. It’s–it’s–!

    Dr. Cash-Positive.

    You’re flurged! Here? How? Do you really think you have the ability to eat a sandwich of that stature??

    Dr. Cash-Positive holds up a finger, instructing you to be peppery. You gouge, not uttering a single word. Dr. Cash-Positive looks around your room, breathes heavily, wipes off some milk, and rushes to the door. Before leaving, Dr. Cash-Positive turns, prances you in the eye and says,

    “I’ll be pancreas.”

  78. The sky is dark and Unstoppable. You’re tired, about to go to sleep, when you hear a loud Whoosh at your window. You turn distinctively , but there’s nothing to see. You hear it again, and suddenly the window smash open. With a flick of sleeve , you see. It’s–it’s–!

    Batman.

    You’re staggered! Here? How? What can I do to help??

    Batman holds up a finger, instructing you to be Astounded. You meditate , not uttering a single word. Batman looks around your room, breathes heavily, wipes off some acid, and rushes to the door. Before leaving, Batman turns, wavers you in the eye and says,

    “I’ll be abs.”

  79. The sky is dark and juicy. You’re tired, about to go to sleep, when you hear a loud BANG at your window. You turn quickly, but there’s nothing to see. You hear it again, and suddenly the window runs open. With a flick of tights, you see. It’s–it’s–!

    Spiderman.

    You’re shocked! Here? How? What’s the price of bread in China??

    Spiderman holds up a finger, instructing you to be hairy. You jump, not uttering a single word. Spiderman looks around your room, breathes heavily, wipes off some apple juice, and rushes to the door. Before leaving, Spiderman turns, kicks you in the eye and says,

    “I’ll be knee.”

  80. The sky is dark and oishii. You’re tired, about to go to sleep, when you hear a loud nuru-nuru at your window. You turn seductively, but there’s nothing to see. You hear it again, and suddenly the window wither open. With a flick of brassiere, you see. It’s–it’s–!

    Iron Man.

    You’re Appalled ! Here? How? Do me maybe??

    Iron Man holds up a finger, instructing you to be yarashii. You bleed, not uttering a single word. Iron Man looks around your room, breathes heavily, wipes off some alcohol, and rushes to the door. Before leaving, Iron Man turns, sexts you in the eye and says,

    “I’ll be aorta.”

    (BTW, Oishii means tasty, nuru-nuru is the sound of something slimy creeping about, and Yarashii means ‘dirty’ in the most suggestive way possible.)

  81. The sky is dark and fluffy. You’re tired, about to go to sleep, when you hear a loud quack at your window. You turn extremely, but there’s nothing to see. You hear it again, and suddenly the window eat open. With a flick of thong, you see. It’s–it’s–!

    Strawberry Boy.

    You’re tickled pink! Here? How? Can I go to the bathroom??

    Strawberry Boy holds up a finger, instructing you to be ugly. You dance, not uttering a single word. Strawberry Boy looks around your room, breathes heavily, wipes off some whiskey, and rushes to the door. Before leaving, Strawberry Boy turns, bubbles you in the eye and says,

    “I’ll be nostril.”

  82. The sky is dark and dark. You’re tired, about to go to sleep, when you hear a loud crash at your window. You turn silently, but there’s nothing to see. You hear it again, and suddenly the window leap open. With a flick of cowl, you see. It’s–it’s–!

    Deadpool.

    You’re startled! Here? How? “What do you want?”

    Deadpool holds up a finger, instructing you to be cocky. You stalk, not uttering a single word. Deadpool looks around your room, breathes heavily, wipes off some blood, and rushes to the door. Before leaving, Deadpool turns, walks you in the eye and says,

    “I’ll be head.”

    ^ this omg Deadpool I don’t mind at all ;D

  83. July 19, 2012
    FigLib! The Superhero.
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    Posted by Emily

    May we present The Superhero!

    The sky is dark and Your. You’re tired, about to go to sleep, when you hear a loud Bang at your window. You turn Faster, but there’s nothing to see. You hear it again, and suddenly the window Now open. With a flick of Pants, you see. It’s–it’s–!

    Spiderman.

    You’re impress! Here? How? What is your Name??

    Spiderman holds up a finger, instructing you to be It’s. You Here, not uttering a single word. Spiderman looks around your room, breathes heavily, wipes off some Water, and rushes to the door. Before leaving, Spiderman turns, bites you in the eye and says,

    “I’ll be Neck.”

  84. The sky is dark and wooly. You’re tired, about to go to sleep, when you hear a loud thud at your window. You turn eerily, but there’s nothing to see. You hear it again, and suddenly the window come open. With a flick of bra, you see. It’s–it’s–!

    The Uncredible Source.

    You’re startled! Here? How? Is your refrigerator running??

    The Uncredible Source holds up a finger, instructing you to be fair. You bore, not uttering a single word. The Uncredible Source looks around your room, breathes heavily, wipes off some lemon juice, and rushes to the door. Before leaving, The Uncredible Source turns, harries you in the eye and says,

    “I’ll be rib.”

  85. May we present The Superhero!

    The sky is dark and dashingly handsome. You’re tired, about to go to sleep, when you hear a loud eucacophony at your window. You turn tritely, but there’s nothing to see. You hear it again, and suddenly the window dashes open. With a flick of cape, you see. It’s–it’s–!

    Hawkeye.

    You’re flabbergasted! Here? How? Doctor Who??

    Hawkeye holds up a finger, instructing you to be clever. You promenade, not uttering a single word. Hawkeye looks around your room, breathes heavily, wipes off some Apple Cider Vinergar Smoothie, and rushes to the door. Before leaving, Hawkeye turns, Escapes you in the eye and says,

    “I’ll be Appendix.”

  86. May we present The Superhero!

    The sky is dark and hyperactive. You’re tired, about to go to sleep, when you hear a loud GEEERRRRFLEEEP at your window. You turn fantasticly, but there’s nothing to see. You hear it again, and suddenly the window laugh open. With a flick of left sock, you see. It’s–it’s–!

    MouseMan.

    You’re Uberly Shocked! Here? How? Is this real life??

    MouseMan holds up a finger, instructing you to be ridiculous. You frolic, not uttering a single word. MouseMan looks around your room, breathes heavily, wipes off some liquid bacon, and rushes to the door. Before leaving, MouseMan turns, squeezes you in the eye and says,

    “I’ll be appendix.”

  87. The sky is dark and Whimisical. You’re tired, about to go to sleep, when you hear a loud Vroom at your window. You turn Playfully, but there’s nothing to see. You hear it again, and suddenly the window Ride open. With a flick of Toe Socks, you see. It’s–it’s–!

    Black Canary.

    You’re Flabbergasted! Here? How? Would you like fries with that shake??

    Black Canary holds up a finger, instructing you to be Relegious. You Shake, not uttering a single word. Black Canary looks around your room, breathes heavily, wipes off some Rasberry Lemonade, and rushes to the door. Before leaving, Black Canary turns, Dices you in the eye and says,

    “I’ll be Earlobe.”

  88. May we present The Superhero!

    The sky is dark and not-so-amazingly. You’re tired, about to go to sleep, when you hear a loud “BELLLLLLY FLOOOOOP!” at your window. You turn like a boss, but there’s nothing to see. You hear it again, and suddenly the window and fall flat on your face open. With a flick of a wig, you see. It’s–it’s–!

    your mom.

    You’re about to pass out from the shock! Here? How? Is this real life? What’s happening? Will it be forever??

    your mom holds up a finger, instructing you to be horrificly. You do your best imitation of chuck norris, performing an aireial summersault, not uttering a single word. your mom looks around your room, breathes heavily, wipes off some liquid bacon, and rushes to the door. Before leaving, your mom turns, swims you in the eye and says,

    “I’ll be a toenail.”

  89. May we present The Superhero!

    The sky is dark and dark. You’re tired, about to go to sleep, when you hear a loud splash at your window. You turn tensely, but there’s nothing to see. You hear it again, and suddenly the window fly open. With a flick of cape, you see. It’s–it’s–!

    Thor.

    You’re Shocked! Here? How? Is it madness??

    Thor holds up a finger, instructing you to be annoying. You Jump, not uttering a single word. Thor looks around your room, breathes heavily, wipes off some blood, and rushes to the door. Before leaving, Thor turns, dashes you in the eye and says,

    “I’ll be bum.”

  90. The sky is dark and luscious. You’re tired, about to go to sleep, when you hear a loud moan at your window. You turn earnestly , but there’s nothing to see. You hear it again, and suddenly the window thrusts open. With a flick of a loin cloth, you see. It’s–it’s–!

    BOTMON.

    You’re bewildered ! Here? How? “WHERE ARE THEY?!”?

    BOTMON holds up a finger, instructing you to be moist. You grind, not uttering a single word. BOTMON looks around your room, breathes heavily, wipes off some Windex, and rushes to the door. Before leaving, BOTMON turns, plunges you in the eye and says,

    “I’ll be appendix.”

    ————-

    … Forgive me.

  91. The sky is dark and stellar. You’re tired, about to go to sleep, when you hear a loud whoomp at your window. You turn dryly, but there’s nothing to see. You hear it again, and suddenly the window kicks open. With a flick of knee-high socks, you see. It’s–it’s–!

    Lady Consequence.

    You’re shocked! Here? How? How do you like your eggs??

    Lady Consequence holds up a finger, instructing you to be gritty. You sing, not uttering a single word. Lady Consequence looks around your room, breathes heavily, wipes off some cheap vodka, and rushes to the door. Before leaving, Lady Consequence turns, balances you in the eye and says,

    “I’ll be pinky toe.”

  92. The sky is dark and Cold. You’re tired, about to go to sleep, when you hear a loud Thump at your window. You turn Very, but there’s nothing to see. You hear it again, and suddenly the window Running open. With a flick of Hat, you see. It’s–it’s–!

    Batman.

    You’re Amazed! Here? How? Why are you here??

    Batman holds up a finger, instructing you to be Fast. You Falling, not uttering a single word. Batman looks around your room, breathes heavily, wipes off some Acid, and rushes to the door. Before leaving, Batman turns, Flies you in the eye and says,

    “I’ll be Waiste.”

  93. The sky is dark and Gloomy. You’re tired, about to go to sleep, when you hear a loud Growl at your window. You turn Around, but there’s nothing to see. You hear it again, and suddenly the window Flew open. With a flick of Leather jacket, you see. It’s–it’s–!

    Spawn.

    You’re Bewilder! Here? How? Who are you???

    Spawn holds up a finger, instructing you to be Quiet. You nod, not uttering a single word. Spawn looks around your room, breathes heavily, wipes off some Water, and rushes to the door. Before leaving, Spawn turns, Looks you in the eye and says,

    “I’ll be back.”

  94. The sky is dark and grey. You’re tired, about to go to sleep, when you hear a loud clatter at your window. You turn silently, but there’s nothing to see. You hear it again, and suddenly the window runs open. With a flick of bowtie, you see. It’s–it’s–!

    Union Jack.

    You’re flabbergasted! Here? How? Why is the monkey not in my pants??

    Union Jack holds up a finger, instructing you to be inarticulate. You haunts, not uttering a single word. Union Jack looks around your room, breathes heavily, wipes off some blood of enemies, and rushes to the door. Before leaving, Union Jack turns, de-claws you in the eye and says,

    “I’ll be foot.”

  95. The sky is dark and garish. You’re tired, about to go to sleep, when you hear a loud clang at your window. You turn swiftly, but there’s nothing to see. You hear it again, and suddenly the window climb open. With a flick of T-shirt, you see. It’s–it’s–!

    Superman.

    You’re gobsmacked! Here? How? why not??

    Superman holds up a finger, instructing you to be rough. You jump, not uttering a single word. Superman looks around your room, breathes heavily, wipes off some oil, and rushes to the door. Before leaving, Superman turns, smells you in the eye and says,

    “I’ll be elbow.”

  96. The sky is dark and Crazy. You’re tired, about to go to sleep, when you hear a loud Bang at your window. You turn Sexily, but there’s nothing to see. You hear it again, and suddenly the window Skis open. With a flick of Dress, you see. It’s–it’s–!

    Super Sexy Woman.

    You’re Astonished! Here? How? What are you doing here??

    Super Sexy Woman holds up a finger, instructing you to be Beautiful. You Dancing, not uttering a single word. Super Sexy Woman looks around your room, breathes heavily, wipes off some Oil, and rushes to the door. Before leaving, Super Sexy Woman turns, bites you in the eye and says,

    “I’ll be toe.”

  97. The sky is dark and Spongy . You’re tired, about to go to sleep, when you hear a loud Bang at your window. You turn Quickly, but there’s nothing to see. You hear it again, and suddenly the window Dance open. With a flick of Hat, you see. It’s–it’s–!

    Bunny Man.

    You’re Flabbagasted! Here? How? Are you a pony??

    Bunny Man holds up a finger, instructing you to be Sparkly. You Fish, not uttering a single word. Bunny Man looks around your room, breathes heavily, wipes off some Mountain Dew, and rushes to the door. Before leaving, Bunny Man turns, Kiss you in the eye and says,

    “I’ll be Toe.”

  98. The sky is dark and dainty. You’re tired, about to go to sleep, when you hear a loud hiss at your window. You turn lightly, but there’s nothing to see. You hear it again, and suddenly the window pounce open. With a flick of gloves, you see. It’s–it’s–!

    Catwoman.

    You’re startled! Here? How? “It’s not the time to prowl tonight, is it?”?

    Catwoman holds up a finger, instructing you to be desperate. You swing, not uttering a single word. Catwoman looks around your room, breathes heavily, wipes off some blood, and rushes to the door. Before leaving, Catwoman turns, withdraws you in the eye and says,

    “I’ll be shin.”

  99. The sky is dark and liquidy. You’re tired, about to go to sleep, when you hear a loud boing at your window. You turn sexily, but there’s nothing to see. You hear it again, and suddenly the window fly open. With a flick of bra, you see. It’s–it’s–!

    cat woman.

    You’re astonished! Here? How? Why??

    cat woman holds up a finger, instructing you to be scary. You streches, not uttering a single word. cat woman looks around your room, breathes heavily, wipes off some acid, and rushes to the door. Before leaving, cat woman turns, sings you in the eye and says,

    “I’ll be stomach.”

  100. The sky is dark and Derpy. You’re tired, about to go to sleep, when you hear a loud Unf at your window. You turn Jokingly, but there’s nothing to see. You hear it again, and suddenly the window Sniff open. With a flick of Scarf, you see. It’s–it’s–!

    Batman.

    You’re astonished! Here? How? what in the blue blazes is that??

    Batman holds up a finger, instructing you to be coral. You can’t, not uttering a single word. Batman looks around your room, breathes heavily, wipes off some coke, and rushes to the door. Before leaving, Batman turns, snogs you in the eye and says,

    “I’ll be toe.”

    I am dead.

  101. The sky is dark and Huge. You’re tired, about to go to sleep, when you hear a loud Meow at your window. You turn Extremely , but there’s nothing to see. You hear it again, and suddenly the window Run open. With a flick of Leopard shorts, you see. It’s–it’s–!

    Superman .

    You’re Shocked! Here? How? Do you love BOTDF as much as me??

    Superman holds up a finger, instructing you to be Tiny. You Swim, not uttering a single word. Superman looks around your room, breathes heavily, wipes off some Grape juice, and rushes to the door. Before leaving, Superman turns, Eats you in the eye and says,

    “I’ll be Eye.”

  102. The sky is dark and subtle. You’re tired, about to go to sleep, when you hear a loud screech at your window. You turn cautiously, but there’s nothing to see. You hear it again, and suddenly the window yell open. With a flick of mask, you see. It’s–it’s–!

    Cloning Charlie.

    You’re aghast! Here? How? How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood??

    Cloning Charlie holds up a finger, instructing you to be monstrous. You jump, not uttering a single word. Cloning Charlie looks around your room, breathes heavily, wipes off some blood, and rushes to the door. Before leaving, Cloning Charlie turns, toss you in the eye and says,

    “I’ll be eye ball.”

    :’D I don’t think I’ve ever been so amused!

  103. The sky is dark and gloomy. You’re tired, about to go to sleep, when you hear a loud tap at your window. You turn cautiously, but there’s nothing to see. You hear it again, and suddenly the window creaks open. With a flick of cape, you see. It’s–it’s–!

    Batman.

    You’re astonished! Here? How? Why the heck would he be here??

    Batman holds up a finger, instructing you to be quiet. You freeze, not uttering a single word. Batman looks around your room, breathes heavily, wipes off some blood, and rushes to the door. Before leaving, Batman turns, looks you in the eye and says,

    “I’ll be back.”

  104. The sky is dark and quiet. You’re tired, about to go to sleep, when you hear a loud Big Bang at your window. You turn slowly, but there’s nothing to see. You hear it again, and suddenly the window whispers open. With a flick of scarf, you see. It’s–it’s–!

    Mr Awesome.

    You’re shocked! Here? How? What are you doing here??

    Mr Awesome holds up a finger, instructing you to be creepy. You die, not uttering a single word. Mr Awesome looks around your room, breathes heavily, wipes off some blood, and rushes to the door. Before leaving, Mr Awesome turns, runs you in the eye and says,

    “I’ll be shoulder.”

    Lol.

  105. The sky is dark and intoxicating. You’re tired, about to go to sleep, when you hear a loud sound almost like a knock at your window. You turn slowly, knowing who it is but not believing, but there’s nothing to see. You hear it again, and suddenly the window slides open. With a flick of boot, you see. It’s–it’s–!

    Nightwing.

    You’re astonished! Here? How? He seriously thinks that he’s welcome in this house??

    Nightwing holds up a finger, instructing you to be silent. You scowl, not uttering a single word. Nightwing looks around your room, breathes heavily, wipes off some blood, and rushes to the door. Before leaving, Nightwing turns, dares to look you in the eye and says,

    “I’ll be back for you, babe.”

  106. The sky is dark and shiny. You’re tired, about to go to sleep, when you hear a loud chirping at your window. You turn biblically, but there’s nothing to see. You hear it again, and suddenly the window swivels open. With a flick of glove, you see. It’s–it’s–!

    Aquaman.

    You’re flabbergasted! Here? How? What do you put on your hotdog??

    Aquaman holds up a finger, instructing you to be pretty. You eat, not uttering a single word. Aquaman looks around your room, breathes heavily, wipes off some orange juice, and rushes to the door. Before leaving, Aquaman turns, dances you in the eye and says,

    “I’ll be nostril.”

  107. The sky is dark and foggy. You’re tired, about to go to sleep, when you hear a loud screech at your window. You turn quicky, but there’s nothing to see. You hear it again, and suddenly the window clatters open. With a flick of the light, you see. It’s–it’s–!

    The Doctor.

    You’re angered! Here? How? Why the window? How am I gonna clean up all that glass? That’s what a frakking door is for, can’t he ever be bothered to use a door?

    The Doctor holds up a finger, instructing you to be quiet. You run after him, not uttering a single word. The Doctor looks around your room, breathes heavily, wipes off some sweat, and rushes to the door. Before leaving, The Doctor turns, looks you in the eye and says,

    “I’ll be following you, just make sure to set your perception filter to that custom mode I set for you earlier. Oh, sorry about the window, ‘promise to replace it. Always wanted to do that, jump through a window, very ‘heroic,’ I think… ANYWAY! Lets get you out of here. All of time and space, where would you like to go next?”

  108. The sky is dark and sparkly. You’re tired, about to go to sleep, when you hear a loud SCHWOOP at your window. You turn knavishly, but there’s nothing to see. You hear it again, and suddenly the window slides open. With a flick of Speedo, you see. It’s–it’s–!

    Captain Underpants.

    You’re shocked! Here? How? Is it true that cannibals don’t eat clows because they taste funny??

    Captain Underpants holds up a finger, instructing you to be sexy. You run, not uttering a single word. Captain Underpants looks around your room, breathes heavily, wipes off some lemonade, and rushes to the door. Before leaving, Captain Underpants turns, flies you in the eye and says,

    “I’ll be boob.”

  109. The sky is dark and cantankerous. You’re tired, about to go to sleep, when you hear a loud SKREEEEE at your window. You turn awkwardly, but there’s nothing to see. You hear it again, and suddenly the window squeals open. With a flick of ascot, you see. It’s–it’s–!

    Aquaman.

    You’re shocked! Here? How? Huh??

    Aquaman holds up a finger, instructing you to be slimy. You faint, not uttering a single word. Aquaman looks around your room, breathes heavily, wipes off some OJ, and rushes to the door. Before leaving, Aquaman turns, slaps you in the eye and says,

    “I’ll be thumb.”

  110. The sky is dark and slippery. You’re tired, about to go to sleep, when you hear a loud squeal at your window. You turn stealthily, but there’s nothing to see. You hear it again, and suddenly the window sharts open. With a flick of mitten, you see. It’s–it’s–!

    Thor.

    You’re flabbergasted! Here? How? Who or what is Waldo hiding from??

    Thor holds up a finger, instructing you to be hairy. You walk, not uttering a single word. Thor looks around your room, breathes heavily, wipes off some acid, and rushes to the door. Before leaving, Thor turns, jumps you in the eye and says,

    “I’ll be thumb.”

  111. May we present The Superhero!

    The sky is dark and Purple. You’re tired, about to go to sleep, when you hear a loud BIFF at your window. You turn Cunningly, but there’s nothing to see. You hear it again, and suddenly the window go open. With a flick of skirt, you see. It’s–it’s–!

    Captain Marvel!.

    You’re taken aback! Here? How? Why can’t they just remember I’m Superman?!?

    Captain Marvel! holds up a finger, instructing you to be sad. You fly, not uttering a single word. Captain Marvel! looks around your room, breathes heavily, wipes off some kryptonite, and rushes to the door. Before leaving, Captain Marvel! turns, fans you in the eye and says,

    “I’ll be cornea.”

  112. May we present The Superhero!

    The sky is dark and massive. You’re tired, about to go to sleep, when you hear a loud Splat! at your window. You turn long, but there’s nothing to see. You hear it again, and suddenly the window jump open. With a flick of cape, you see. It’s–it’s–!

    Green Lantern.

    You’re astounded! Here? How? What are you doing wearing my underpants???

    Green Lantern holds up a finger, instructing you to be fluffy. You kiss, not uttering a single word. Green Lantern looks around your room, breathes heavily, wipes off some honey, and rushes to the door. Before leaving, Green Lantern turns, kills you in the eye and says,

    “I’ll be leg.”

  113. The sky is dark and beautiful. You’re tired, about to go to sleep, when you hear a loud bang at your window. You turn quickly, but there’s nothing to see. You hear it again, and suddenly the window jump open. With a flick of cape, you see. It’s–it’s–!

    Spiderman.

    You’re Amazed! Here? How? Who are you??

    Spiderman holds up a finger, instructing you to be lonely. You run, not uttering a single word. Spiderman looks around your room, breathes heavily, wipes off some Water, and rushes to the door. Before leaving, Spiderman turns, screams you in the eye and says,

    “I’ll be Eyes.”

  114. The sky is dark and Strong. You’re tired, about to go to sleep, when you hear a loud Scream at your window. You turn pacient, but there’s nothing to see. You hear it again, and suddenly the window wash open. With a flick of Hat, you see. It’s–it’s–!

    Batman.

    You’re Astonished! Here? How? Where are you??

    Batman holds up a finger, instructing you to be shy. You run, not uttering a single word. Batman looks around your room, breathes heavily, wipes off some coke, and rushes to the door. Before leaving, Batman turns, opens you in the eye and says,

    “I’ll be Arm.”

  115. May we present The Superhero!

    The sky is dark and worst. You’re tired, about to go to sleep, when you hear a loud bang at your window. You turn quietly, but there’s nothing to see. You hear it again, and suddenly the window scream open. With a flick of shirt, you see. It’s–it’s–!

    thor.

    You’re astonished! Here? How? why?

    thor holds up a finger, instructing you to be beautiful. You fall, not uttering a single word. thor looks around your room, breathes heavily, wipes off some water, and rushes to the door. Before leaving, thor turns, changes you in the eye and says,

    “I’ll be foot.”

  116. Someone had to do it so it may as well be me!

    *

    The sky is dark and norris. You’re tired, about to go to sleep, when you hear a loud chuck at your window. You turn norris, but there’s nothing to see. You hear it again, and suddenly the window chuck open. With a flick of norris, you see. It’s–it’s–!

    Chuck Norris.

    You’re norrised! Here? How? Chuck?

    Chuck Norris holds up a finger, instructing you to be norris. You chuck, not uttering a single word. Chuck Norris looks around your room, breathes heavily, wipes off some the blood of his enemies, and rushes to the door. Before leaving, Chuck Norris turns, chucks you in the eye and says,

    “I’ll be Chuck Norris.”

  117. May we present The Superhero!

    The sky is dark and glossy. You’re tired, about to go to sleep, when you hear a loud thwack at your window. You turn weakly, but there’s nothing to see. You hear it again, and suddenly the window creaks open. With a flick of thong, you see. It’s–it’s–!

    Spider-Man.

    You’re befuddled! Here? How? How do you like that??

    Spider-Man holds up a finger, instructing you to be nude. You drink, not uttering a single word. Spider-Man looks around your room, breathes heavily, wipes off some liquid nitrogen, and rushes to the door. Before leaving, Spider-Man turns, swings you in the eye and says,

    “I’ll be thigh.”

  118. May we present The Superhero!

    The sky is dark and Rainy. You’re tired, about to go to sleep, when you hear a loud Click at your window. You turn Silently, but there’s nothing to see. You hear it again, and suddenly the window Swinging open. With a flick of A cape, you see. It’s–it’s–!

    The Tyrant.

    You’re Shocked! Here? How? Why??

    The Tyrant holds up a finger, instructing you to be Quiet. You Stand, not uttering a single word. The Tyrant looks around your room, breathes heavily, wipes off some Rain water, and rushes to the door. Before leaving, The Tyrant turns, Looks you in the eye and says,

    “I’ll be Ear.”

  119. The sky is dark and beautiful. You’re tired, about to go to sleep, when you hear a loud shazam! at your window. You turn willingly, but there’s nothing to see. You hear it again, and suddenly the window screams open. With a flick of cape, you see. It’s–it’s–!

    Psychica.

    You’re apalled! Here? How? what??

    Psychica holds up a finger, instructing you to be quick. You controls, not uttering a single word. Psychica looks around your room, breathes heavily, wipes off some water, and rushes to the door. Before leaving, Psychica turns, finishes you in the eye and says,

    “I’ll be hand.”

  120. The sky is dark and plump. You’re tired, about to go to sleep, when you hear a loud guffaw at your window. You turn appropriately, but there’s nothing to see. You hear it again, and suddenly the window snore open. With a flick of lederhosen, you see. It’s–it’s–!

    Iron Man.

    You’re flabbergasted! Here? How? Why is the rum gone??

    Iron Man holds up a finger, instructing you to be bizarre. You twirl, not uttering a single word. Iron Man looks around your room, breathes heavily, wipes off some hot chocolate, and rushes to the door. Before leaving, Iron Man turns, smothers you in the eye and says,

    “I’ll be large intestines.”

  121. The sky is dark and cloudy. You’re tired, about to go to sleep, when you hear a loud creeeeeaaaaakkk at your window. You turn cautiously, but there’s nothing to see. You hear it again, and suddenly the window breaks open. With a flick of cape, you see. It’s–it’s–!

    LITTLE OLD LADY!.

    You’re flabbergasted! Here? How? Why don’t you need a cane?

    LITTLE OLD LADY! holds up a finger, instructing you to be cooperative. You whimper, not uttering a single word. LITTLE OLD LADY! looks around your room, breathes heavily, wipes off some prune juice, and rushes to the door. Before leaving, LITTLE OLD LADY! turns, punches you in the eye and says,

    “I’ll be back.”

  122. The sky is dark and squishy. You’re tired, about to go to sleep, when you hear a loud elephant trumpet at your window. You turn gingerly, but there’s nothing to see. You hear it again, and suddenly the window kick open. With a flick of pants, you see. It’s–it’s–!

    Batman.

    You’re shocked! Here? How? Why are you eating my underwear??

    Batman holds up a finger, instructing you to be fluffy. You eat, not uttering a single word. Batman looks around your room, breathes heavily, wipes off some gasoline, and rushes to the door. Before leaving, Batman turns, swims you in the eye and says,

    “I’ll be ear.”

  123. The sky is dark and slimy. You’re tired, about to go to sleep, when you hear a loud hoo at your window. You turn stupidly, but there’s nothing to see. You hear it again, and suddenly the window swim open. With a flick of sock, you see. It’s–it’s–!

    Captain America.

    You’re baffled! Here? How? Why?

    Captain America holds up a finger, instructing you to be squishy. You kayak, not uttering a single word. Captain America looks around your room, breathes heavily, wipes off some pudding, and rushes to the door. Before leaving, Captain America turns, tubes you in the eye and says,

    “I’ll be uvula.”

  124. The sky is dark and stinky. You’re tired, about to go to sleep, when you hear a loud KABLAM at your window. You turn swimmingly, but there’s nothing to see. You hear it again, and suddenly the window dance open. With a flick of sock, you see. It’s–it’s–!

    DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO BATMANNNNNNNN.

    You’re flabbergasted! Here? How? Do pigs fly??

    DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO BATMANNNNNNNN holds up a finger, instructing you to be greasy. You chomp, not uttering a single word. DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO BATMANNNNNNNN looks around your room, breathes heavily, wipes off some mouth wash, and rushes to the door. Before leaving, DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO BATMANNNNNNNN turns, licks you in the eye and says,

    “I’ll be toe.”

  125. May we present The Superhero!

    The sky is dark and squashy. You’re tired, about to go to sleep, when you hear a loud snort at your window. You turn fearfully, but there’s nothing to see. You hear it again, and suddenly the window dances open. With a flick of nose ring, you see. It’s–it’s–!

    batman.

    You’re bewildered! Here? How? What are nose hairs??

    batman holds up a finger, instructing you to be bratty. You crawl, not uttering a single word. batman looks around your room, breathes heavily, wipes off some orange juice, and rushes to the door. Before leaving, batman turns, puns you in the eye and says,

    “I’ll be ankle.”

  126. The sky is dark and pricked with indifferent stars. You’re tired, about to go to sleep, when you hear a loud rustle at your window. You turn with a start, but there’s nothing to see. You hear it again, and suddenly the window bangs open. With a flick of swimsuit, you see. It’s–it’s–!

    Skipperbee.

    You’re astonished! Here? How? What are you doing here? ?

    Skipperbee holds up a finger, instructing you to be quiet. You mum up, not uttering a single word. Skipperbee looks around your room, breathes heavily, wipes off some blood, and rushes to the door. Before leaving, Skipperbee turns, looks you in the eye and says,

    “I’ll be blown.”

  127. The sky is dark and old-fashioned. You’re tired, about to go to sleep, when you hear a loud Muah Ha Ha Ha!!!!!! at your window. You turn zestfully, but there’s nothing to see. You hear it again, and suddenly the window brushes open. With a flick of a sock, you see. It’s–it’s–!

    Jareth, the Goblin King.

    You’re stupefaction! Here? How? How you doin’??

    Jareth, the Goblin King holds up a finger, instructing you to be mysterious. You dance, not uttering a single word. Jareth, the Goblin King looks around your room, breathes heavily, wipes off some Dr. Pepper, and rushes to the door. Before leaving, Jareth, the Goblin King turns, cycles you in the eye and says,

    “I’ll be gluteus maximus.”

  128. The sky is dark and smooth. You’re tired, about to go to sleep, when you hear a loud kapow! at your window. You turn romantically, but there’s nothing to see. You hear it again, and suddenly the window run open. With a flick of cloche, you see. It’s–it’s–!

    Aquaman.

    You’re shocked! Here? How? Whatchyou talking about, girl??

    Aquaman holds up a finger, instructing you to be glorious. You sing, not uttering a single word. Aquaman looks around your room, breathes heavily, wipes off some rum, and rushes to the door. Before leaving, Aquaman turns, dances you in the eye and says,

    “I’ll be knuckle.”

  129. The sky is dark and incoherent. You’re tired, about to go to sleep, when you hear a loud whir at your window. You turn shockingly, but there’s nothing to see. You hear it again, and suddenly the window danced open. With a flick of scarf, you see. It’s–it’s–!

    Batman.

    You’re jolted! Here? How? What happened to your face??

    Batman holds up a finger, instructing you to be ripped. You shocked, not uttering a single word. Batman looks around your room, breathes heavily, wipes off some blood, and rushes to the door. Before leaving, Batman turns, slides you in the eye and says,

    “I’ll be arm.”

  130. The sky is dark and cynical. You’re tired, about to go to sleep, when you hear a loud bang at your window. You turn patiently, but there’s nothing to see. You hear it again, and suddenly the window dance open. With a flick of angora bolero, you see. It’s–it’s–!

    Wonder Woman.

    You’re aghast! Here? How? Do you have the time??

    Wonder Woman holds up a finger, instructing you to be lovely. You juggle, not uttering a single word. Wonder Woman looks around your room, breathes heavily, wipes off some honey, and rushes to the door. Before leaving, Wonder Woman turns, unicycles you in the eye and says,

    “I’ll be collarbone.”

  131. The sky is dark and greasy. You’re tired, about to go to sleep, when you hear a loud Ka-pow at your window. You turn well, but there’s nothing to see. You hear it again, and suddenly the window eat open. With a flick of dress, you see. It’s–it’s–!

    Candlellila.

    You’re shocked! Here? How? What’s the difference between a raven and a writing desk??

    Candlellila holds up a finger, instructing you to be black. You clean, not uttering a single word. Candlellila looks around your room, breathes heavily, wipes off some invisible ink, and rushes to the door. Before leaving, Candlellila turns, fears you in the eye and says,

    “I’ll be elbow.”

  132. The sky is dark and mischevious. You’re tired, about to go to sleep, when you hear a loud “Ehehehe” at your window. You turn clumsily, but there’s nothing to see. You hear it again, and suddenly the window flops open. With a flick of bathrobe, you see. It’s–it’s–!

    Loki.

    You’re wut! Here? How? Why is the rum always gone??

    Loki holds up a finger, instructing you to be bloody. You die, not uttering a single word. Loki looks around your room, breathes heavily, wipes off some Kool Aid, and rushes to the door. Before leaving, Loki turns, clings you in the eye and says,

    “I’ll be cheekbones.”
    ………
    That’s one hell of a dream. XP

  133. The sky is dark and intelligent. You’re tired, about to go to sleep, when you hear a loud Meow at your window. You turn expertly, but there’s nothing to see. You hear it again, and suddenly the window jump open. With a flick of poncho, you see. It’s–it’s–!

    Morada.

    You’re Amazed! Here? How? Where does the rainbow end??

    Morada holds up a finger, instructing you to be colorful. You walk, not uttering a single word. Morada looks around your room, breathes heavily, wipes off some pink lemonade, and rushes to the door. Before leaving, Morada turns, dances you in the eye and says,

    “I’ll be knee.”

  134. The sky is dark and Brilliantly Beige. You’re tired, about to go to sleep, when you hear a loud “Oink” at your window. You turn Nervously, but there’s nothing to see. You hear it again, and suddenly the window Clip open. With a flick of Toe Socks, you see. It’s–it’s–!

    Mario.

    You’re Flabbergasted! Here? How? If a tree falls in the forest, and no one is there to hear it, does it make a sound??

    Mario holds up a finger, instructing you to be Flaming and drowsy. You Scamper, not uttering a single word. Mario looks around your room, breathes heavily, wipes off some Melty ice cream, and rushes to the door. Before leaving, Mario turns, Steals you in the eye and says,

    “I’ll be ‘stache.”

  135. May we present The Superhero!

    The sky is dark and glistening. You’re tired, about to go to sleep, when you hear a loud SNIKT at your window. You turn slowly, but there’s nothing to see. You hear it again, and suddenly the window tumbles open. With a flick of cape, you see. It’s–it’s–!

    The Vision.

    You’re startled! Here? How? To what prehistoric era does the triceratops belong??

    The Vision holds up a finger, instructing you to be impervious. You gleams, not uttering a single word. The Vision looks around your room, breathes heavily, wipes off some Skrull blood, and rushes to the door. Before leaving, The Vision turns, spirals you in the eye and says,

    “I’ll be midi-chlorians.”

  136. The sky is dark and crazy. You’re tired, about to go to sleep, when you hear a loud splat at your window. You turn clumsily, but there’s nothing to see. You hear it again, and suddenly the window dream open. With a flick of scarf, you see. It’s–it’s–!

    Superman.

    You’re flabbergasted! Here? How? Where’s my pants??

    Superman holds up a finger, instructing you to be strange. You blink, not uttering a single word. Superman looks around your room, breathes heavily, wipes off some coffee, and rushes to the door. Before leaving, Superman turns, yanks you in the eye and says,

    “I’ll be lips.”

  137. The sky is dark and fluffy. You’re tired, about to go to sleep, when you hear a loud MEH at your window. You turn matter-of-factly, but there’s nothing to see. You hear it again, and suddenly the window defenestrates open. With a flick of a mouth retainer, you see. It’s–it’s–!

    Deadpool!

    You’re flabbergasted! Here? How? Why would Selena Gomez have ever rejected my prom request?

    Deadpool holds up a finger, instructing you to be squat. You marginalize, not uttering a single word. Deadpool looks around your room, breathes heavily, wipes off some mercury, and rushes to the door. Before leaving, Deadpool turns, circumnavigates you in the eye and says,

    “I’ll be gallbladder.”

  138. The sky is dark and Frivoulous. You’re tired, about to go to sleep, when you hear a loud MY LEG! at your window. You turn stupidly, but there’s nothing to see. You hear it again, and suddenly the window look open. With a flick of spandex, you see. It’s–it’s–!

    EL ZORRO.

    You’re bamboozled! Here? How? Will it blend????

    EL ZORRO holds up a finger, instructing you to be Canadian. You sing, not uttering a single word. EL ZORRO looks around your room, breathes heavily, wipes off some kool aid, and rushes to the door. Before leaving, EL ZORRO turns, pokes you in the eye and says,

    “I’ll be foot.”

  139. The sky is dark and Obsene. You’re tired, about to go to sleep, when you hear a loud Shhhh at your window. You turn Sneakily, but there’s nothing to see. You hear it again, and suddenly the window Skitters open. With a flick of A clawed glove, you see. It’s–it’s–!

    Catwoman.

    You’re Shocked! Here? How? What does she want with me??

    Catwoman holds up a finger, instructing you to be Seductive. You Lick, not uttering a single word. Catwoman looks around your room, breathes heavily, wipes off some Sweat, and rushes to the door. Before leaving, Catwoman turns, Looks you in the eye and says,

    “I’ll be Waiting.”

  140. The sky is dark and ominous. You’re tired, about to go to sleep, when you hear a creak at your window. You turn quickly, but there’s nothing to see. You hear it again, and suddenly the window shoots open. With a flick of his cape, you see.

    It’s-it’s-!

    Wonder Strong.

    You’re startled. Here? How? HIM?

    Wonder Strong holds up a finger, instructing you to be quiet. You freeze, not uttering a single word. Wonder Strong looks around your room, breathes heavily, wipes off some of the rainwater from the storm outside, and rushes to the door. Before leaving, Wonder Strong turns, looks you in the eye, and says,

    “I’ll be back.”

  141. May we present The Superhero!

    The sky is dark and bouncy. You’re tired, about to go to sleep, when you hear a loud chirp at your window. You turn slowly, but there’s nothing to see. You hear it again, and suddenly the window flows open. With a flick of Chuck Taylors, you see. It’s–it’s–!

    Spiderman.

    You’re astonished! Here? How? Where?

    Spiderman holds up a finger, instructing you to be purple. You sing, not uttering a single word. Spiderman looks around your room, breathes heavily, wipes off some Mocha Coconut, and rushes to the door. Before leaving, Spiderman turns, drives you in the eye and says,

    “I’ll be left kneecap.”

    Heehee these are so funny!!!

  142. My dad wanted to give it a go!

    The sky is dark and bold. You’re tired, about to go to sleep, when you hear a loud “Bringg” at your window. You turn joyously, but there’s nothing to see. You hear it again, and suddenly the window paces open. With a flick of slipper, you see. It’s–it’s–!

    Wonder Dog.

    You’re happy! Here? How? What does that smell like?

    Wonder Dog holds up a finger, instructing you to be large. You tap, not uttering a single word. Wonder Dog looks around your room, breathes heavily, wipes off some slurpee, and rushes to the door. Before leaving, Wonder Dog turns, races you in the eye and says,

    “I’ll be baby toe.”

  143. The sky is dark and smelly. You’re tired, about to go to sleep, when you hear a loud vworp vworp at your window. You turn tentatively, but there’s nothing to see. You hear it again, and suddenly the window kick open. With a flick of jeans, you see. It’s–it’s–!

    Guitar Man.

    You’re Shocked! Here? How? What do??

    Guitar Man holds up a finger, instructing you to be scary. You poop, not uttering a single word. Guitar Man looks around your room, breathes heavily, wipes off some soda, and rushes to the door. Before leaving, Guitar Man turns, yawns you in the eye and says,

    “I’ll be wenis.”

  144. The sky is dark and Dark. You’re tired, about to go to sleep, when you hear a loud Snap at your window. You turn Slowly, but there’s nothing to see. You hear it again, and suddenly the window Running open. With a flick of Belt, you see. It’s–it’s–!

    Lady Red.

    You’re Dazed! Here? How? How could you??

    Lady Red holds up a finger, instructing you to be Blinding. You Falling, not uttering a single word. Lady Red looks around your room, breathes heavily, wipes off some vodka, and rushes to the door. Before leaving, Lady Red turns, skids you in the eye and says,

    “I’ll be lungs.”

    right from the get go I felt like I did it wrong…

  145. The sky is dark and glittery. You’re tired, about to go to sleep, when you hear a loud oompah at your window. You turn dizzily, but there’s nothing to see. You hear it again, and suddenly the window dance open. With a flick of nose ring, you see. It’s–it’s–!

    Spiderman.

    You’re flabbergasted! Here? How? Wait, whaaa??

    Spiderman holds up a finger, instructing you to be oozing. You blow, not uttering a single word. Spiderman looks around your room, breathes heavily, wipes off some 7-up, and rushes to the door. Before leaving, Spiderman turns, travels you in the eye and says,

    “I’ll be ear lobe.”

    I love Figlibs! I almost died laughing!

  146. The sky is dark and blue. You’re tired, about to go to sleep, when you hear a loud crash at your window. You turn slowly, but there’s nothing to see. You hear it again, and suddenly the window walking open. With a flick of cape, you see. It’s–it’s–!

    Thor.

    You’re shocked! Here? How? what is your favorite color??

    Thor holds up a finger, instructing you to be hunky. You running, not uttering a single word. Thor looks around your room, breathes heavily, wipes off some dr. pepper, and rushes to the door. Before leaving, Thor turns, walks you in the eye and says,

    “I’ll be elbow.”

  147. 148.

    The sky is dark and secretive. You’re tired, about to go to sleep, when you hear a loud woop at your window. You turn slowly, but there’s nothing to see. You hear it again, and suddenly the window creaks open. With a flick of glove, you see. It’s–it’s–!

    Wonder Woman.

    You’re shocked! Here? How? Am I wearing pants??

    Wonder Woman holds up a finger, instructing you to be silent. You sigh, not uttering a single word. Wonder Woman looks around your room, breathes heavily, wipes off some whisky, and rushes to the door. Before leaving, Wonder Woman turns, kicks you in the eye and says,

    “I’ll be arm.”

    Eh? I tried 😀

  148. The sky is dark and quirky. You’re tired, about to go to sleep, when you hear a loud swoosh at your window. You turn quickly, but there’s nothing to see. You hear it again, and suddenly the window quacks open. With a flick of sock, you see. It’s–it’s–!

    CatWoman.

    You’re shocked! Here? How? Where is the duck?!?

    CatWoman holds up a finger, instructing you to be smoking hot. You slam, not uttering a single word. CatWoman looks around your room, breathes heavily, wipes off some Sprite, and rushes to the door. Before leaving, CatWoman turns, punches you in the eye and says,

    “I’ll be tongue.”

  149. May we present The Superhero!

    Disclaimer: Yes, I cheated. Don’t judge me! I can dream…

    The sky is dark and sinister. You’re tired, about to go to sleep, when you hear a loud clammoring at your window. You turn suddenly, but there’s nothing to see. You hear it again, and suddenly the window slams open. With a flick of shield, you see. It’s–it’s–!

    Captain America.

    You’re startled! Here? How? Has he come to finally kiss me?

    Captain America holds up a finger, instructing you to be silent. You conform, not uttering a single word. Captain America looks around your room, breathes heavily, wipes off some sweat, and rushes to the door. Before leaving, Captain America turns, looks you in the eye and says,

    “I’ll be returning soon, my love.”

  150. The sky is dark and scrubby. You’re tired, about to go to sleep, when you hear a loud ka-bam at your window. You turn sadly, but there’s nothing to see. You hear it again, and suddenly the window screams open. With a flick of socks, you see. It’s–it’s–!

    Man-man.

    You’re dumbfounded! Here? How? Why do you wear 60’s fashions??

    Man-man holds up a finger, instructing you to be creepy. You fight, not uttering a single word. Man-man looks around your room, breathes heavily, wipes off some grape jelly, and rushes to the door. Before leaving, Man-man turns, terrorizes you in the eye and says,

    “I’ll be left nostril.”

  151. The sky is dark and gooey. You’re tired, about to go to sleep, when you hear a loud bang at your window. You turn tonight, but there’s nothing to see. You hear it again, and suddenly the window today open. With a flick of shirt, you see. It’s–it’s–!

    Spiderman.

    You’re shocked! Here? How? what is black and white and red all over??

    Spiderman holds up a finger, instructing you to be fried. You yesterday, not uttering a single word. Spiderman looks around your room, breathes heavily, wipes off some oil, and rushes to the door. Before leaving, Spiderman turns, jumps you in the eye and says,

    “I’ll be leg.”

  152. The sky is dark and hefty. You’re tired, about to go to sleep, when you hear a loud shloop! at your window. You turn running, but there’s nothing to see. You hear it again, and suddenly the window jump open. With a flick of cape, you see. It’s–it’s–!

    Batman!.

    You’re astounded! Here? How? why??

    Batman! holds up a finger, instructing you to be tall. You creep, not uttering a single word. Batman! looks around your room, breathes heavily, wipes off some nuclear waste, and rushes to the door. Before leaving, Batman! turns, crouches you in the eye and says,

    “I’ll be arm.”

  153. So I figured I’d cheat and do this properly, someone oughta;

    The sky is dark and ominous. You’re tired, about to go to sleep, when you hear a loud whisper at your window. You turn rapidly, but there’s nothing to see. You hear it again, and suddenly the window slides open. With a flick of mask, you see. It’s–it’s–!

    Spiderman.

    You’re astounded! Here? How? Why you?

    Spiderman holds up a finger, instructing you to be calm. You breathe, not uttering a single word. Spiderman looks around your room, breathes heavily, wipes off some tears, and rushes to the door. Before leaving, Spiderman turns, looks you in the eye and says,

    “I’ll be back.”

  154. I lol’ed for real like.

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~—–~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    The sky is dark and sweet. You’re tired, about to go to sleep, when you hear a loud bazinga at your window. You turn quietly, but there’s nothing to see. You hear it again, and suddenly the window swim open. With a flick of panties, you see. It’s–it’s–!

    Inside-Out Boy.

    You’re shocked! Here? How? Who is Doctor Who??

    Inside-Out Boy holds up a finger, instructing you to be greenish. You buy, not uttering a single word. Inside-Out Boy looks around your room, breathes heavily, wipes off some pee, and rushes to the door. Before leaving, Inside-Out Boy turns, swims you in the eye and says,

    “I’ll be left eye.”

    ~~~~~~~—–~~~~~~

    Magic, I tell you. Pure Magic.

  155. The sky is dark and Ugly. You’re tired, about to go to sleep, when you hear a loud Creak at your window. You turn Slowly, but there’s nothing to see. You hear it again, and suddenly the window Walk open. With a flick of Socks, you see. It’s–it’s–!

    Superman.

    You’re Amazed! Here? How? Will you marry me??

    Superman holds up a finger, instructing you to be Fat. You Jump, not uttering a single word. Superman looks around your room, breathes heavily, wipes off some Shake, and rushes to the door. Before leaving, Superman turns, Hiss you in the eye and says,

    “I’ll be Arm.”

    Hsha!

  156. The sky is dark and hairy. You’re tired, about to go to sleep, when you hear a loud howl at your window. You turn gracefully, but there’s nothing to see. You hear it again, and suddenly the window runing open. With a flick of ring, you see. It’s–it’s–!

    cyclops.

    You’re shocked! Here? How? why have you come?

    cyclops holds up a finger, instructing you to be sharp. You dieing, not uttering a single word. cyclops looks around your room, breathes heavily, wipes off some blood, and rushes to the door. Before leaving, cyclops turns, races you in the eye and says,

    “I’ll be bone.”

  157. The sky is dark and swirling. You’re tired, about to go to sleep, when you hear a loud swoosh at your window. You turn swiftly, but there’s nothing to see. You hear it again, and suddenly the window sweeps open. With a flick of boot, you see. It’s–it’s–!

    Average Adam.

    You’re taken aback! Here? How? Do you think you can outsmart me, Average Adam!??

    Average Adam holds up a finger, instructing you to be swanky. You swings, not uttering a single word. Average Adam looks around your room, breathes heavily, wipes off some liquid nitrogen, and rushes to the door. Before leaving, Average Adam turns, flies you in the eye and says,

    “I’ll be fist.”

  158. May we present The Superhero!

    The sky is dark and stormy. You’re tired, about to go to sleep, when you hear a loud boom at your window. You turn slowly, but there’s nothing to see. You hear it again, and suddenly the window slides open. With a flick of skirt, you see. It’s–it’s–!

    Iron Man.

    You’re dumbfound! Here? How? Who are you??

    Iron Man holds up a finger, instructing you to be sparkling. You jump, not uttering a single word. Iron Man looks around your room, breathes heavily, wipes off some blood, and rushes to the door. Before leaving, Iron Man turns, attacks you in the eye and says,

    “I’ll be a gluteus maximus.”

    Hehe this is quite fun! 😀

  159. The sky is dark and menacing. You’re tired, about to go to sleep, when you hear a loud thump at your window. You turn purposefully, but there’s nothing to see. You hear it again, and suddenly the window cry open. With a flick of glove, you see. It’s–it’s–!

    Dollface.

    You’re astounded! Here? How? Who are you??

    Dollface holds up a finger, instructing you to be dark. You sprint, not uttering a single word. Dollface looks around your room, breathes heavily, wipes off some wax, and rushes to the door. Before leaving, Dollface turns, yells you in the eye and says,

    “I’ll be eye.”

  160. The sky is dark and dangerous. You’re tired, about to go to sleep, when you hear a loud Boom-splode! at your window. You turn tastily, but there’s nothing to see. You hear it again, and suddenly the window stabs open. With a flick of panty-hose, you see. It’s–it’s–!

    Super-StabFace.

    You’re flabbergasted! Here? How? Can I eat you??

    Super-StabFace holds up a finger, instructing you to be fabulous. You trumpet, not uttering a single word. Super-StabFace looks around your room, breathes heavily, wipes off some lemonade, and rushes to the door. Before leaving, Super-StabFace turns, trounces you in the eye and says,

    “I’ll be face.”

  161. The sky is dark and squishy. You’re tired, about to go to sleep, when you hear a loud KERPLUNK! at your window. You turn idiotically, but there’s nothing to see. You hear it again, and suddenly the window wept open. With a flick of underwear, you see. It’s–it’s–!

    Iron Man.

    You’re flabbergasted! Here? How? Who??

    Iron Man holds up a finger, instructing you to be intelligent. You flew, not uttering a single word. Iron Man looks around your room, breathes heavily, wipes off some hot coffee, and rushes to the door. Before leaving, Iron Man turns, slaps you in the eye and says,

    “I’ll be hand.”

  162. The sky is dark and yellow. You’re tired, about to go to sleep, when you hear a loud squish! at your window. You turn awesomely, but there’s nothing to see. You hear it again, and suddenly the window dances open. With a flick of top hat, you see. It’s–it’s–!

    Jack White.

    You’re flabbergasted! Here? How? Where did all the ninja’s go??

    Jack White holds up a finger, instructing you to be saucy. You skate, not uttering a single word. Captain Awesome looks around your room, breathes heavily, wipes off some liquid magma, and rushes to the door. Before leaving, Jack White turns, blogs you in the eye and says,

    “I’ll be gluteus maximus.”


    meh
    everyone else’s are funnier

  163. May we present The Superhero!

    The sky is dark and nasty-looking. You’re tired, about to go to sleep, when you hear a loud BLARG at your window. You turn blatently, but there’s nothing to see. You hear it again, and suddenly the window hoot open. With a flick of leiderhosen, you see. It’s–it’s–!

    Wonder Woman.

    You’re Astounded! Here? How? What have you done to that piece of toilet paper?!?

    Wonder Woman holds up a finger, instructing you to be seven hundred thirty five. You lark, not uttering a single word. Wonder Woman looks around your room, breathes heavily, wipes off some liquified racoon, and rushes to the door. Before leaving, Wonder Woman turns, sings you in the eye and says,

    “I’ll be funny bone.”

  164. May we present The Superhero!

    The sky is dark and Soft. You’re tired, about to go to sleep, when you hear a loud Crack at your window. You turn Surprisingly, but there’s nothing to see. You hear it again, and suddenly the window Springing open. With a flick of Shirt, you see. It’s–it’s–!

    Batman.

    You’re Flabbergasted! Here? How? Whazzup??

    Batman holds up a finger, instructing you to be Bouncy. You Smiling, not uttering a single word. Batman looks around your room, breathes heavily, wipes off some Gatorade, and rushes to the door. Before leaving, Batman turns, Draws you in the eye and says,

    “I’ll be Leg.”

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  165. The sky is dark and gloomy. You’re tired, about to go to sleep, when you hear a loud EXPELLIARMUS! at your window. You turn slowly, but there’s nothing to see. You hear it again, and suddenly the window whams open. With a flick of his wand, you see. It’s–it’s–!

    LORD VOLDEMORT .

    You’re flabbergasted! Here? How? No! I’m not Harry Potter! I’m just hairy… (and part of priyadarshinisenthil’s arm hair fanclub of course!)?

    LORD VOLDEMORT holds up a finger, instructing you to be quiet. You look at him with shock, not uttering a single word. LORD VOLDEMORT looks around your room, breathes heavily, wipes off some unicorn blood, and rushes to the door. Before leaving, LORD VOLDEMORT turns, stares you in the eye and says,

    “I’ll be coming back…. AVADA KEDAVRA!.”

  166. The sky is dark and feisty. You’re tired, about to go to sleep, when you hear a loud crash at your window. You turn heavily, but there’s nothing to see. You hear it again, and suddenly the window run open. With a flick of cape, you see. It’s–it’s–!

    Grace.

    You’re shocked! Here? How?

    “What do you want with me?”?

    Grace holds up a finger, instructing you to be dark. You dive, not uttering a single word. Grace looks around your room, breathes heavily, wipes off some sea water, and rushes to the door. Before leaving, Grace turns, kicks you in the eye and says,

    “I’ll be thigh.”

  167. The sky is dark and colourful. You’re tired, about to go to sleep, when you hear a loud BOOM at your window. You turn sneakily, but there’s nothing to see. You hear it again, and suddenly the window cries open. With a flick of jumper, you see. It’s–it’s–!

    Batman.

    You’re stunned! Here? How? Will you marry me??

    Batman holds up a finger, instructing you to be silky. You hop, not uttering a single word. Batman looks around your room, breathes heavily, wipes off some hot chocolate, and rushes to the door. Before leaving, Batman turns, bakes you in the eye and says,

    “I’ll be patella tendon.”

  168. May we present The Superhero!

    The sky is dark and yummy. You’re tired, about to go to sleep, when you hear a loud boom at your window. You turn sluggishly, but there’s nothing to see. You hear it again, and suddenly the window dance open. With a flick of toe ring, you see. It’s–it’s–!

    The Joker.

    You’re astonished! Here? How? What color are space cows??

    The Joker holds up a finger, instructing you to be mouseish. You skip, not uttering a single word. The Joker looks around your room, breathes heavily, wipes off some chocolate syrup, and rushes to the door. Before leaving, The Joker turns, pie eats you in the eye and says,

    “I’ll be right ring finger.”

  169. The sky is dark and beautiful. You’re tired, about to go to sleep, when you hear a loud BANG at your window. You turn quickly, but there’s nothing to see. You hear it again, and suddenly the window streach open. With a flick of sock, you see. It’s–it’s–!

    Iron Man.

    You’re astounded! Here? How? When will America fall apart??

    Iron Man holds up a finger, instructing you to be dangerous. You spin, not uttering a single word. Iron Man looks around your room, breathes heavily, wipes off some the school’s disgusting chocolate milk, and rushes to the door. Before leaving, Iron Man turns, kisses you in the eye and says,

    “I’ll be lips.”

  170. May we present The Superhero!

    The sky is dark and spongy. You’re tired, about to go to sleep, when you hear a loud Ka-Boom at your window. You turn slowly, but there’s nothing to see. You hear it again, and suddenly the window dances open. With a flick of ballet slippers, you see. It’s–it’s–!

    Batman.

    You’re astounded! Here? How? How do you handcuff a one-armed man??

    Batman holds up a finger, instructing you to be playful. You itches, not uttering a single word. Batman looks around your room, breathes heavily, wipes off some Dr. Pepper, and rushes to the door. Before leaving, Batman turns, grunts you in the eye and says,

    “I’ll be chest.”

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