Hurry, hurry! Step right up! The Figment
Swag Hut Store has arrived! Head to our new shop to get your shirt-pin-tote bag fix! Including such marvels as:
Having a mustache makes you part of the club. Bonus: This white-on-charcoal number won’t get little hairs in your food.
I’m not a doctor, but I’ve got a badge in Cardiology from Figment.com. No, I can’t fix your murmur.
And the Classic Figment Tote!
The Figment tote is equally classy carrying books, rocks, bits of string, diamonds, and really small puppies. We can’t guarantee classiness if it’s carrying anything else.