FigLib! The Surprise.

What happens when you find yourself late at night on a deserted street?

Shadows at night full

Fill in these blanks, hit “FigLib me,” and enjoy your surprise.

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59 thoughts on “FigLib! The Surprise.

  1. You’re writing home, when you think you see something rustling in the roses. Suddenly, the street light panics. A chinchillas hisses and scurries into an alley.

    You’re tired. You start splunking, racing for your front door. You trip, stumble, and scrape your eye lash. You reach your door and slam it behind you. Your house is paranoid, and you’re breathing heavily.

    Suddenly, you hear a armchair scrape the floor, and the lights turn on!

    “WHO BURNT THE POPCORN!?!” your friends scream. It’s a surprise party, and it’s just for you!

    “Goodness!” you say. “You scared the elaborate headress off me!” Your best friend hands you a slice of cranberry sauce.

    “Happy Birthday, Maile.”

  2. You’re pouncing home, when you think you see something rustling in the dandelion. Suddenly, the street light gallops. A unicorn hisses and scurries into an alley.

    You’re frightened. You start howling, racing for your front door. You trip, stumble, and scrape your ear. You reach your door and slam it behind you. Your house is sparkly, and you’re breathing heavily.

    Suddenly, you hear a lamp scrape the floor, and the lights turn on!

    “Great Gods!!” your friends scream. It’s a surprise party, and it’s just for you!

    “Goodness!” you say. “You scared the boots off me!” Your best friend hands you a slice of gummy worms.

    “Happy Birthday, Katie.”

    XD

  3. Well, it’s not really completed, but it’s my first ever novel! PLEASE check it out, Figment, –> They Call Me Human.

    AND HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!

  4. You’re f***ing home, when you think you see something rustling in the passiflora. Suddenly, the street light unveils. A black moa hisses and scurries into an alley.

    You’re blackened. You start obscuring, racing for your front door. You trip, stumble, and scrape your lungs. You reach your door and slam it behind you. Your house is sexy, and you’re breathing heavily.

    Suddenly, you hear a throne scrape the floor, and the lights turn on!

    “Kuso!!” your friends scream. It’s a surprise party, and it’s just for you!

    “Goodness!” you say. “You scared the breastplate off me!” Your best friend hands you a slice of omnomberry pie.

    “Happy Birthday, Maekir Vilemist.”

  5. You’re skipping home, when you think you see something rustling in the shrubbery. Suddenly, the street light pukes. A spider monkey hisses and scurries into an alley.

    You’re stoned. You start farting, racing for your front door. You trip, stumble, and scrape your buttocks. You reach your door and slam it behind you. Your house is outside, and you’re breathing heavily.

    Suddenly, you hear a scrape the floor, and the lights turn on!

    “KIIIEEE!!!!!!” your friends scream. It’s a surprise party, and it’s just for you!

    “Goodness!” you say. “You scared the thong off me!” Your best friend hands you a slice of potato.

    “Happy Birthday, Sam.”

    • You’re Sprinting home, when you think you see something rustling in the Irises. Suddenly, the street light laughs. A wombat hisses and scurries into an alley.

      You’re red. You start nailed, racing for your front door. You trip, stumble, and scrape your elbow. You reach your door and slam it behind you. Your house is fluffy, and you’re breathing heavily.

      Suddenly, you hear a chaise scrape the floor, and the lights turn on!

      “”Oh my zebras!”!” your friends scream. It’s a surprise party, and it’s just for you!

      “Goodness!” you say. “You scared the infinity scarf off me!” Your best friend hands you a slice of German chocolate cake.

      “Happy Birthday, Sylvanie.”

  6. You’re running home, when you think you see something rustling in the ferns. Suddenly, the street light eats. A hippo hisses and scurries into an alley.

    You’re colored. You start passing, racing for your front door. You trip, stumble, and scrape your eyebrows. You reach your door and slam it behind you. Your house is interesting, and you’re breathing heavily.

    Suddenly, you hear a footstool scrape the floor, and the lights turn on!

    “Holy Heartbrakers!!” your friends scream. It’s a surprise party, and it’s just for you!

    “Goodness!” you say. “You scared the pinstripe suit off me!” Your best friend hands you a slice of curly fries.

    “Happy Birthday, Shnitzel David Goode.”

  7. You’re prancing home, when you think you see something rustling in the orchids. Suddenly, the street light perambulates. A flamingo hisses and scurries into an alley.

    You’re terrified. You start whispering, racing for your front door. You trip, stumble, and scrape your pinkie toe. You reach your door and slam it behind you. Your house is ostentatious, and you’re breathing heavily.

    Suddenly, you hear a easel scrape the floor, and the lights turn on!

    “AVADA KEDAVRA!” your friends scream. It’s a surprise party, and it’s just for you!

    “Goodness!” you say. “You scared the cummerbund off me!” Your best friend hands you a slice of blue coke.

    “Happy Birthday, Lune Lenore.”

  8. You’re singing home, when you think you see something rustling in the Berries . Suddenly, the street light runs. A unicorn hisses and scurries into an alley.

    You’re tanned. You start maiming, racing for your front door. You trip, stumble, and scrape your nose. You reach your door and slam it behind you. Your house is magical, and you’re breathing heavily.

    Suddenly, you hear a bed scrape the floor, and the lights turn on!

    “Begore!!” your friends scream. It’s a surprise party, and it’s just for you!

    “Goodness!” you say. “You scared the earing off me!” Your best friend hands you a slice of figs.

    “Happy Birthday, Maria.”

  9. You’re Jump Roping home, when you think you see something rustling in the Devil’s Snare. Suddenly, the street light Illuminates. A Kangaroo hisses and scurries into an alley.

    You’re Pounced. You start Squishing, racing for your front door. You trip, stumble, and scrape your Ear. You reach your door and slam it behind you. Your house is Colorful , and you’re breathing heavily.

    Suddenly, you hear a Coffee Table scrape the floor, and the lights turn on!

    “Huzzah!” your friends scream. It’s a surprise party, and it’s just for you!

    “Goodness!” you say. “You scared the Sock off me!” Your best friend hands you a slice of Applesauce.

    “Happy Birthday, Alleyce Somerville.”

  10. You’re tiptoeing home, when you think you see something rustling in the daffodils. Suddenly, the street light smacks. A bigplatypoot (platypus/bigfoot) hisses and scurries into an alley.

    You’re snaked. You start flabberghasting, racing for your front door. You trip, stumble, and scrape your braccio (arm). You reach your door and slam it behind you. Your house is fat-tastic, and you’re breathing heavily.

    Suddenly, you hear a christmas tree scrape the floor, and the lights turn on!

    “Allons-y!!” your friends scream. It’s a surprise party, and it’s just for you!

    “Goodness!” you say. “You scared the glass eye off me!” Your best friend hands you a slice of cowpie.

    “Happy Birthday, Tullius.”

    And it’s actually my Birthday… xD

  11. You’re falling home, when you think you see something rustling in the snowlilies. Suddenly, the street light whispers. A white wolf hisses and scurries into an alley.

    You’re blushed. You start stumbling, racing for your front door. You trip, stumble, and scrape your ears. You reach your door and slam it behind you. Your house is stunning, and you’re breathing heavily.

    Suddenly, you hear a desk scrape the floor, and the lights turn on!

    “How could this happen?!!” your friends scream. It’s a surprise party, and it’s just for you!

    “Goodness!” you say. “You scared the hoodie off me!” Your best friend hands you a slice of chocolate.

    “Happy Birthday, Erin.”

  12. You’re appearing home, when you think you see something rustling in the shrubberies. Suddenly, the street light runs. A cat hisses and scurries into an alley.

    You’re knackered. You start vanishing, racing for your front door. You trip, stumble, and scrape your teeth. You reach your door and slam it behind you. Your house is timey-wimey, and you’re breathing heavily.

    Suddenly, you hear a police box scrape the floor, and the lights turn on!

    “Blast it!” your friends scream. It’s a surprise party, and it’s just for you!

    “Goodness!” you say. “You scared the scarf off me!” Your best friend hands you a slice of fish custard.

    “Happy Birthday, Olivia.”

    Of course I have a timey-wimey house with a police box. And fish custard.

  13. You’re Running home, when you think you see something rustling in the Rosemary. Suddenly, the street light Swims. A Donkey hisses and scurries into an alley.

    You’re Skinned. You start Fasting, racing for your front door. You trip, stumble, and scrape your Forehead. You reach your door and slam it behind you. Your house is Fat, and you’re breathing heavily.

    Suddenly, you hear a Couch scrape the floor, and the lights turn on!

    “OMG!!” your friends scream. It’s a surprise party, and it’s just for you!

    “Goodness!” you say. “You scared the Hoodie off me!” Your best friend hands you a slice of Pasta.

    “Happy Birthday, Rainie.”

  14. You’re dancing home, when you think you see something rustling in the roses. Suddenly, the street light stops. A tiger hisses and scurries into an alley.

    You’re bloodied. You start swimming, racing for your front door. You trip, stumble, and scrape your arm. You reach your door and slam it behind you. Your house is blue, and you’re breathing heavily.

    Suddenly, you hear a chair scrape the floor, and the lights turn on!

    “NO!!” your friends scream. It’s a surprise party, and it’s just for you!

    “Goodness!” you say. “You scared the skirt off me!” Your best friend hands you a slice of pizza.

    “Happy Birthday, Clodagh.”

  15. You’re kicking home, when you think you see something rustling in the cow print. Suddenly, the street light farts. A goose hisses and scurries into an alley.

    You’re satisfied. You start baking, racing for your front door. You trip, stumble, and scrape your teeth. You reach your door and slam it behind you. Your house is extremely tall, and you’re breathing heavily.

    Suddenly, you hear a stool scrape the floor, and the lights turn on!

    “Oh Yeah!!” your friends scream. It’s a surprise party, and it’s just for you!

    “Goodness!” you say. “You scared the socks off me!” Your best friend hands you a slice of turkey.

    “Happy Birthday, girl234.”

  16. You’re killing home, when you think you see something rustling in the sycamore trees. Suddenly, the street light pass. A pigmy hippopotamus hisses and scurries into an alley.

    You’re ragged. You start derping, racing for your front door. You trip, stumble, and scrape your tooth. You reach your door and slam it behind you. Your house is funky, and you’re breathing heavily.

    Suddenly, you hear a futon scrape the floor, and the lights turn on!

    “asgjakljgkalgjkal!” your friends scream. It’s a surprise party, and it’s just for you!

    “Goodness!” you say. “You scared the sock off me!” Your best friend hands you a slice of bacon.

    “Happy Birthday, Leloo.”

  17. (Because of reasons)

    You’re running home, when you think you see something rustling in the weeds. Suddenly, the street light flails. A dalek hisses and scurries into an alley.

    You’re raggedy. You start sonic-ing, racing for your front door. You trip, stumble, and scrape your legs (still got ’em!). You reach your door and slam it behind you. Your house is sexy, and you’re breathing heavily.

    Suddenly, you hear a TARDIS door scrape the floor, and the lights turn on!

    “GERONIMO!!” your friends scream. It’s a surprise party, and it’s just for you!

    “Goodness!” you say. “You scared the bow tie off me!” Your best friend hands you a slice of fish fingers and custard.

    “Happy Birthday, Doctor.”

  18. You’re giggling home, when you think you see something rustling in the cattails. Suddenly, the street light runs. A toad hisses and scurries into an alley.

    You’re stunted. You start twirling, racing for your front door. You trip, stumble, and scrape your arm. You reach your door and slam it behind you. Your house is warm, and you’re breathing heavily.

    Suddenly, you hear a armoire scrape the floor, and the lights turn on!

    “Golly Gee!!” your friends scream. It’s a surprise party, and it’s just for you!

    “Goodness!” you say. “You scared the beanie off me!” Your best friend hands you a slice of potato wedge.

    “Happy Birthday, Emily .”

  19. You’re singing home, when you think you see something rustling in the cactus. Suddenly, the street light shrieks. A horse hisses and scurries into an alley.

    You’re dazzled. You start bungling, racing for your front door. You trip, stumble, and scrape your arm. You reach your door and slam it behind you. Your house is supercilious, and you’re breathing heavily.

    Suddenly, you hear a footstool scrape the floor, and the lights turn on!

    “Yikes!!” your friends scream. It’s a surprise party, and it’s just for you!

    “Goodness!” you say. “You scared the underwear off me!” Your best friend hands you a slice of cookies.

    “Happy Birthday, Faith.”

  20. You’re dancing home, when you think you see something rustling in the tree. Suddenly, the street light teases. A Bearded Dragon hisses and scurries into an alley.

    You’re sneezed. You start twerking, racing for your front door. You trip, stumble, and scrape your foot . You reach your door and slam it behind you. Your house is sparkly , and you’re breathing heavily.

    Suddenly, you hear a lamp scrape the floor, and the lights turn on!

    “ Holy ^*#%+!!!!” your friends scream. It’s a surprise party, and it’s just for you!

    “Goodness!” you say. “You scared the socks off me!” Your best friend hands you a slice of tofu.

    “Happy Birthday, Raven.”

  21. You’re Screaming home, when you think you see something rustling in the Sunflowers. Suddenly, the street light Swims. A Deer hisses and scurries into an alley.

    You’re Pickled. You start Dreaming, racing for your front door. You trip, stumble, and scrape your Leg. You reach your door and slam it behind you. Your house is Lengthy, and you’re breathing heavily.

    Suddenly, you hear a Stool scrape the floor, and the lights turn on!

    “Holy Hippos!!” your friends scream. It’s a surprise party, and it’s just for you!

    “Goodness!” you say. “You scared the Wig off me!” Your best friend hands you a slice of Spaghetti.

    “Happy Birthday, Gabbi.”

  22. You’re walking home, when you think you see something rustling in the venus flytraps. Suddenly, the street light jumps. A bird hisses and scurries into an alley.

    You’re scared. You start time-traveling, racing for your front door. You trip, stumble, and scrape your face. You reach your door and slam it behind you. Your house is blue, and you’re breathing heavily.

    Suddenly, you hear a chair scrape the floor, and the lights turn on!

    “Bloody hell!!” your friends scream. It’s a surprise party, and it’s just for you!

    “Goodness!” you say. “You scared the converse off me!” Your best friend hands you a slice of chicken.

    “Happy Birthday, Rose Tyler.”

  23. You’re Lolly-gagging home, when you think you see something rustling in the cacti. Suddenly, the street light Screams. A Whale hisses and scurries into an alley.

    You’re pickled purple. You start sleep-walking, racing for your front door. You trip, stumble, and scrape your gallbladder. You reach your door and slam it behind you. Your house is quixotic, and you’re breathing heavily.

    Suddenly, you hear a large throw blanket scrape the floor, and the lights turn on!

    “Out of my way! My Buns are a-burnin’! !” your friends scream. It’s a surprise party, and it’s just for you!

    “Goodness!” you say. “You scared the straight-jacket off me!” Your best friend hands you a slice of smoothie.

    “Happy Birthday, Harry Potter.”

  24. You’re spanking home, when you think you see something rustling in the camellia. Suddenly, the street light kills. A aardvark hisses and scurries into an alley.

    You’re looped. You start greasing, racing for your front door. You trip, stumble, and scrape your eyelash. You reach your door and slam it behind you. Your house is frumpy, and you’re breathing heavily.

    Suddenly, you hear a chiffarobe scrape the floor, and the lights turn on!

    “hoh!!” your friends scream. It’s a surprise party, and it’s just for you!

    “Goodness!” you say. “You scared the watch off me!” Your best friend hands you a slice of peanut butter.

    “Happy Birthday, ellllllllie.”

  25. You’re sneaking home, when you think you see something rustling in the vine. Suddenly, the street light looks. A spider monkey hisses and scurries into an alley.

    You’re scarred. You start twirling, racing for your front door. You trip, stumble, and scrape your thigh. You reach your door and slam it behind you. Your house is long, and you’re breathing heavily.

    Suddenly, you hear a love seat scrape the floor, and the lights turn on!

    “Chicken!!” your friends scream. It’s a surprise party, and it’s just for you!

    “Goodness!” you say. “You scared the socks off me!” Your best friend hands you a slice of chow mein.

    “Happy Birthday, Krystal.”

  26. You’re sitting at home, when you think you see something rustling in the bushes. Suddenly, the street light creaks. A cat hisses and scurries into an alley.

    You’re scared. You start running, racing for your front door. You trip, stumble, and scrape your knee. You reach your door and slam it behind you. Your house is hot, and you’re breathing heavily.

    Suddenly, you hear a chair scrape the floor, and the lights turn on!

    “SURPRISE!!” your friends scream. It’s a surprise party, and it’s just for you!

    “Goodness!” you say. “You scared the pants off me!” Your best friend hands you a slice of pizza.

    “Happy Birthday, Mimra.”

    (I admit, my sister did this before me, and showed me…)

  27. You’re Running home, when you think you see something rustling in the Venus Fly Trap. Suddenly, the street light falls. A Pig hisses and scurries into an alley.

    You’re gifted. You start Swimming, racing for your front door. You trip, stumble, and scrape your Buttox. You reach your door and slam it behind you. Your house is Pretty, and you’re breathing heavily.

    Suddenly, you hear a Chair scrape the floor, and the lights turn on!

    “OH HELL NO!!” your friends scream. It’s a surprise party, and it’s just for you!

    “Goodness!” you say. “You scared the Sweatshirt off me!” Your best friend hands you a slice of Pizza.

    “Happy Birthday, Lyzz.”

    Its funny because it really is my birthday 😀

  28. You’re dancing home, when you think you see something rustling in the maple trees. Suddenly, the street light kills. A rabid wolf hisses and scurries into an alley.

    You’re painted. You start falling, racing for your front door. You trip, stumble, and scrape your head. You reach your door and slam it behind you. Your house is ugly, and you’re breathing heavily.

    Suddenly, you hear a bed scrape the floor, and the lights turn on!

    “What the cheese!!” your friends scream. It’s a surprise party, and it’s just for you!

    “Goodness!” you say. “You scared the cape off me!” Your best friend hands you a slice of hamburger.

    “Happy Birthday, Mya.”

  29. You’re Running home, when you think you see something rustling in the Venus fly traps. Suddenly, the street light Swoons. A Dragon hisses and scurries into an alley.

    You’re Bloodied. You start Sinking, racing for your front door. You trip, stumble, and scrape your Foot. You reach your door and slam it behind you. Your house is Beautiful, and you’re breathing heavily.

    Suddenly, you hear a Table scrape the floor, and the lights turn on!

    “Oh crow!!” your friends scream. It’s a surprise party, and it’s just for you!

    “Goodness!” you say. “You scared the Jacket off me!” Your best friend hands you a slice of Cracker.

    “Happy Birthday, Ashley.”

  30. You’re dancing home, when you think you see something rustling in the flowers. Suddenly, the street light leaps. A gerbil hisses and scurries into an alley.

    You’re glittered. You start oozing, racing for your front door. You trip, stumble, and scrape your ear lobe. You reach your door and slam it behind you. Your house is fake, and you’re breathing heavily.

    Suddenly, you hear a coffee table scrape the floor, and the lights turn on!

    “Oish!!” your friends scream. It’s a surprise party, and it’s just for you!

    “Goodness!” you say. “You scared the nose ring off me!” Your best friend hands you a slice of corn chowder.

    “Happy Birthday, Megan.”

  31. You’re singing home, when you think you see something rustling in the conifers. Suddenly, the street light kills. A anteater hisses and scurries into an alley.

    You’re exausted. You start firming, racing for your front door. You trip, stumble, and scrape your eye. You reach your door and slam it behind you. Your house is Awesome, and you’re breathing heavily.

    Suddenly, you hear a armoir scrape the floor, and the lights turn on!

    “Holy!!” your friends scream. It’s a surprise party, and it’s just for you!

    “Goodness!” you say. “You scared the Scarf off me!” Your best friend hands you a slice of Tea.

    “Happy Birthday, Amelia.”

  32. You’re dancing home, when you think you see something rustling in the flowers. Suddenly, the street light shivers. A cat hisses and scurries into an alley.

    You’re scared. You start running, racing for your front door. You trip, stumble, and scrape your head. You reach your door and slam it behind you. Your house is pretty, and you’re breathing heavily.

    Suddenly, you hear a table scrape the floor, and the lights turn on!

    “Oh no!!” your friends scream. It’s a surprise party, and it’s just for you!

    “Goodness!” you say. “You scared the t-shirt off me!” Your best friend hands you a slice of spaghetti.

    “Happy Birthday, Susi.”

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY FIGMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!

  33. You’re Stalking home, when you think you see something rustling in the Willow Tree. Suddenly, the street light Paces. A Alligator hisses and scurries into an alley.

    You’re thrilled. You start Flying, racing for your front door. You trip, stumble, and scrape your Hands. You reach your door and slam it behind you. Your house is Prepared, and you’re breathing heavily.

    Suddenly, you hear a Desk scrape the floor, and the lights turn on!

    “Holy poop on a stick!” your friends scream. It’s a surprise party, and it’s just for you!

    “Goodness!” you say. “You scared the Jeans off me!” Your best friend hands you a slice of Cheese nachos.

    “Happy Birthday, K.J.”

  34. You’re galloping home, when you think you see something rustling in the Devils Snare. Suddenly, the street light roars. A picachu hisses and scurries into an alley.

    You’re wrapped. You start licking, racing for your front door. You trip, stumble, and scrape your tongue. You reach your door and slam it behind you. Your house is moist, and you’re breathing heavily.

    Suddenly, you hear a sofa scrape the floor, and the lights turn on!

    “Ermegerd!” your friends scream. It’s a surprise party, and it’s just for you!

    “Goodness!” you say. “You scared the bra off me!” Your best friend hands you a slice of carrot.

    “Happy Birthday, Mother.”

  35. You’re withering home, when you think you see something rustling in the roses. Suddenly, the street light lies. A owl hisses and scurries into an alley.

    You’re laced. You start disinigrating, racing for your front door. You trip, stumble, and scrape your iris. You reach your door and slam it behind you. Your house is delicate, and you’re breathing heavily.

    Suddenly, you hear a bar stool scrape the floor, and the lights turn on!

    “Aaah!!” your friends scream. It’s a surprise party, and it’s just for you!

    “Goodness!” you say. “You scared the button down shirt off me!” Your best friend hands you a slice of powdered covered pastries.

    “Happy Birthday, Erin.”

  36. You’re killing home, when you think you see something rustling in the hollies. Suddenly, the street light dies. A kitten hisses and scurries into an alley.

    You’re kissed. You start lying, racing for your front door. You trip, stumble, and scrape your nose. You reach your door and slam it behind you. Your house is dead, and you’re breathing heavily.

    Suddenly, you hear a fuzzy lamp scrape the floor, and the lights turn on!

    “higwiggins!” your friends scream. It’s a surprise party, and it’s just for you!

    “Goodness!” you say. “You scared the dress off me!” Your best friend hands you a slice of butter.

    “Happy Birthday, Bridget.”

  37. You’re waddling home, when you think you see something rustling in the spider. Suddenly, the street light raps. A Kangaroo hisses and scurries into an alley.

    You’re fluffed. You start dancing, racing for your front door. You trip, stumble, and scrape your funny bone. You reach your door and slam it behind you. Your house is unscrupulous, and you’re breathing heavily.

    Suddenly, you hear a lava lamp scrape the floor, and the lights turn on!

    “Good golly!!” your friends scream. It’s a surprise party, and it’s just for you!

    “Goodness!” you say. “You scared the glove off me!” Your best friend hands you a slice of pepper.

    “Happy Birthday, Hannah.”

    I lost it at the kangaroo 😀

  38. You’re kayaking home, when you think you see something rustling in the Hollyhock. Suddenly, the street light Skims. A Fennec Fox hisses and scurries into an alley.

    You’re Naked. You start Harping, racing for your front door. You trip, stumble, and scrape your Nose. You reach your door and slam it behind you. Your house is Tacky, and you’re breathing heavily.

    Suddenly, you hear a Lampshade scrape the floor, and the lights turn on!

    “You there!!” your friends scream. It’s a surprise party, and it’s just for you!

    “Goodness!” you say. “You scared the Nose Warmer off me!” Your best friend hands you a slice of Curly Fry.

    “Happy Birthday, Emily.”

  39. You’re eating home, when you think you see something rustling in the flowers. Suddenly, the street light screams. A fox hisses and scurries into an alley.

    You’re discusted. You start farting, racing for your front door. You trip, stumble, and scrape your arm pit. You reach your door and slam it behind you. Your house is good, and you’re breathing heavily.

    Suddenly, you hear a Chair scrape the floor, and the lights turn on!

    “?!?!!” your friends scream. It’s a surprise party, and it’s just for you!

    “Goodness!” you say. “You scared the Shirt off me!” Your best friend hands you a slice of chicken.

    “Happy Birthday, Connie .”

  40. you are eating home when you think you see something rustle in the venus fly trap. suddenly, the street light loves. you see a kangaroo hiss and scurrie away. you’re enjoyed you start spinning and racing for the front door. you trip, stumble and scrape your bellybutton. you reach your door and slam it behind you. your house is ugly and you are breathing heavily. suddenly you hear a ottoman scrape the floor. “Cheese Niblets” your friends scream. its a surprise party just for you. “Goodness” you say. “You scared the socks off me”. your friend hands you a slice of cheetos.
    “Happy Birthday Alena”

  41. This makes absolutely no sense

    You’re laughing home, when you think you see something rustling in the venus fly trap. Suddenly, the street light coughing fits. A pandas hisses and scurries into an alley. You’re embarassed. You start smiling, racing for your front door. You trip, stumble, and scrape your nose. You reach your door and slam it behind you. Your house is smelly, and you’re breathing heavily. Suddenly, you hear a shelf scrape the floor, and the lights turn on! “BALLS!!!!!” your friends scream. It’s a surprise party, and it’s just for you! “Goodness!” you say. “You scared the shawl off me!” Your best friend hands you a slice of PIE!!!!!!!!!!!. “Happy Birthday, Desiree.”

  42. You’re Skipping home, when you think you see something rustling in the Bushes. Suddenly, the street light crackles. A purple hamster hisses and scurries into an alley.

    You’re scared. You start time traveling, racing for your front door. You trip, stumble, and scrape your nose. You reach your door and slam it behind you. Your house is floppy, and you’re breathing heavily.

    Suddenly, you hear a broken chair scrape the floor, and the lights turn on!

    “geronimo!!” your friends scream. It’s a surprise party, and it’s just for you!

    “Goodness!” you say. “You scared the bowtie off me!” Your best friend hands you a slice of fish fingers and custard.

    “Happy Birthday, Madeleine.”

  43. You’re sneaking home, when you think you see something rustling in the orchids. Suddenly, the street light slides. A grizzly hisses and scurries into an alley.

    You’re cooked. You start smiling, racing for your front door. You trip, stumble, and scrape your pinkie. You reach your door and slam it behind you. Your house is smelly, and you’re breathing heavily.

    Suddenly, you hear a coffee table scrape the floor, and the lights turn on!

    “damme!” your friends scream. It’s a surprise party, and it’s just for you!

    “Goodness!” you say. “You scared the halo off me!” Your best friend hands you a slice of doritos.

    “Happy Birthday, Ciara.”

  44. You’re fighting home, when you think you see something rustling in the Oleander. Suddenly, the street light bites. A Platypus hisses and scurries into an alley.

    You’re furred. You start dancing, racing for your front door. You trip, stumble, and scrape your left pinky toenail. You reach your door and slam it behind you. Your house is hairy, and you’re breathing heavily.

    Suddenly, you hear a face scrape the floor, and the lights turn on!

    “Left earlobe!!” your friends scream. It’s a surprise party, and it’s just for you!

    “Goodness!” you say. “You scared the right sock off me!” Your best friend hands you a slice of potato.

    “Happy Birthday, ***.”

  45. You’re walking home, when you think you see something rustling in the rosebush. Suddenly, the street light flies. A tiger hisses and scurries into an alley.

    You’re fled. You start wandering, racing for your front door. You trip, stumble, and scrape your leg. You reach your door and slam it behind you. Your house is beautiful, and you’re breathing heavily.

    Suddenly, you hear a sofa scrape the floor, and the lights turn on!

    “WOW!!” your friends scream. It’s a surprise party, and it’s just for you!

    “Goodness!” you say. “You scared the jacket off me!” Your best friend hands you a slice of pizza.

    “Happy Birthday, Kimberley.”

  46. You’re crashing home, when you think you see something rustling in the toadstools. Suddenly, the street light pounces. A elk hisses and scurries into an alley.

    You’re terrified. You start eating, racing for your front door. You trip, stumble, and scrape your toes. You reach your door and slam it behind you. Your house is ugly, and you’re breathing heavily.

    Suddenly, you hear a umbrella stand scrape the floor, and the lights turn on!

    “OH MY SUNNY-SIDE-UP EGGS!!” your friends scream. It’s a surprise party, and it’s just for you!

    “Goodness!” you say. “You scared the earmuffs off me!” Your best friend hands you a slice of waffle.

    “Happy Birthday, Hazel.”

    • You’re running home, when you think you see something rustling in the weeds. Suddenly, the street light laughs. A toad hisses and scurries into an alley.

      You’re incinerated. You start galloping, racing for your front door. You trip, stumble, and scrape your toe. You reach your door and slam it behind you. Your house is hacking, and you’re breathing heavily.

      Suddenly, you hear a chair scrape the floor, and the lights turn on!

      “Shoot!!” your friends scream. It’s a surprise party, and it’s just for you!

      “Goodness!” you say. “You scared the undies off me!” Your best friend hands you a slice of calamari.

      “Happy Birthday, gabriela.”

  47. You’re fighting home, when you think you see something rustling in the rose. Suddenly, the street light runs. A horse hisses and scurries into an alley.

    You’re married. You start loving, racing for your front door. You trip, stumble, and scrape your Barney Jr.. You reach your door and slam it behind you. Your house is legendary, and you’re breathing heavily.

    Suddenly, you hear a sofa scrape the floor, and the lights turn on!

    “HOLY FUCK!!” your friends scream. It’s a surprise party, and it’s just for you!

    “Goodness!” you say. “You scared the duck tie off me!” Your best friend hands you a slice of turkey.

    “Happy Birthday, Yours Truly.”

  48. You’re Farting home, when you think you see something rustling in the Daisy. Suddenly, the street light farts. A llama hisses and scurries into an alley.

    You’re ugly. You start vomiting, racing for your front door. You trip, stumble, and scrape your butt. You reach your door and slam it behind you. Your house is farty, and you’re breathing heavily.

    Suddenly, you hear a chair scrape the floor, and the lights turn on!

    “OH MAH GERD!” your friends scream. It’s a surprise party, and it’s just for you!

    “Goodness!” you say. “You scared the vogue off me!” Your best friend hands you a slice of fried chicken.

    “Happy Birthday, shiro.”

  49. You’re pooping home, when you think you see something rustling in the hairs. Suddenly, the street light farts. A potato hisses and scurries into an alley.

    You’re costipated. You start laughing, racing for your front door. You trip, stumble, and scrape your insides. You reach your door and slam it behind you. Your house is laxitives, and you’re breathing heavily.

    Suddenly, you hear a fart scrape the floor, and the lights turn on!

    “Oh dear my leg has fallen off! let me just get a new one.!” your friends scream. It’s a surprise party, and it’s just for you!

    “Goodness!” you say. “You scared the apple juice off me!” Your best friend hands you a slice of diarrhea.

    “Happy Birthday, butt face jr.”

  50. You’re Taco-ing home, when you think you see something rustling in the Taco Trees. Suddenly, the street light Tacos. A Taco Mutt hisses and scurries into an alley.

    You’re Taco-ed. You start taco-ing, racing for your front door. You trip, stumble, and scrape your Taco. You reach your door and slam it behind you. Your house is Taco, and you’re breathing heavily.

    Suddenly, you hear a Taco scrape the floor, and the lights turn on!

    “OH MY TACO!” your friends scream. It’s a surprise party, and it’s just for you!

    “Goodness!” you say. “You scared the Taco off me!” Your best friend hands you a slice of Wait for it….TACO!.

    “Happy Birthday, Bob Taco.”

  51. You’re skipping home, when you think you see something rustling in the willow tree. Suddenly, the street light jumps. A golden unicorn hisses and scurries into an alley.

    You’re bored. You start jumping, racing for your front door. You trip, stumble, and scrape your finger. You reach your door and slam it behind you. Your house is sparkly blue, and you’re breathing heavily.

    Suddenly, you hear a sofa scrape the floor, and the lights turn on!

    “MEEP MEEP!!” your friends scream. It’s a surprise party, and it’s just for you!

    “Goodness!” you say. “You scared the shorts off me!” Your best friend hands you a slice of marshmellow.

    “Happy Birthday, Sophie.”

  52. um……wat?
    You’re dying home, when you think you see something rustling in the venus fly trap. Suddenly, the street light dies. A ferret hisses and scurries into an alley.

    You’re died. You start dying, racing for your front door. You trip, stumble, and scrape your ears. You reach your door and slam it behind you. Your house is disgusting, and you’re breathing heavily.

    Suddenly, you hear a chair leg scrape the floor, and the lights turn on!

    “ermygosh!!” your friends scream. It’s a surprise party, and it’s just for you!

    “Goodness!” you say. “You scared the underwear off me!” Your best friend hands you a slice of pizza.

    “Happy Birthday, Joni.”

  53. You’re whistling home, when you think you see something rustling in the daisies. Suddenly, the street light lives. A cat hisses and scurries into an alley.

    You’re amazed. You start skipping, racing for your front door. You trip, stumble, and scrape your hands. You reach your door and slam it behind you. Your house is charm, and you’re breathing heavily.

    Suddenly, you hear a chair scrape the floor, and the lights turn on!

    “yes!!” your friends scream. It’s a surprise party, and it’s just for you!

    “Goodness!” you say. “You scared the glove off me!” Your best friend hands you a slice of cherry.

    “Happy Birthday, Paige.”

  54. HAPPY BIRTHDAY FIGMENT! 😀
    And here’s my story:
    You’re scaring home, when you think you see something rustling in the Venus fly-traps. Suddenly, the street light loses. A OWL hisses and scurries into an alley.

    You’re weirded. You start screaming, racing for your front door. You trip, stumble, and scrape your toenail. You reach your door and slam it behind you. Your house is hilarious, and you’re breathing heavily.

    Suddenly, you hear a piano scrape the floor, and the lights turn on!

    “Oh My Lumpin Glob!” your friends scream. It’s a surprise party, and it’s just for you!

    “Goodness!” you say. “You scared the sock off me!” Your best friend hands you a slice of tacos.

    “Happy Birthday, Skyler.”

    Oh yeah!! Tacos! And owls!

  55. You’re skipping home, when you think you see something rustling in the petunias. Suddenly, the street light loves. A ladybug hisses and scurries into an alley.

    You’re bored. You start blogging, racing for your front door. You trip, stumble, and scrape your ear. You reach your door and slam it behind you. Your house is irritating, and you’re breathing heavily.

    Suddenly, you hear a mantlepiece scrape the floor, and the lights turn on!

    “Dude!” your friends scream. It’s a surprise party, and it’s just for you!

    “Goodness!” you say. “You scared the socks off me!” Your best friend hands you a slice of starfruit.

    “Happy Birthday, Aaya.”

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