While you cast your votes in The Figment Awards, we wanted to recognize some categories that weren’t included, because the winners would just be obvious . . . so, without further ado, check out the first ever Figment superlatives!
Best Story About a Half-Girl-Half-Swan:
Goosefoot by Linna Lee
Sexiest Vegetable:
Just That Way by Nova star @ your service
The Hemmingwayest:
Six by Cheyenne Carbaugh
Most Bittersweet Non-Love Story:
Knowing by Samrite
Most Popular Story About a Beverage:
Coffee by Coolio Dash
Most Alpacas:
The Alpacalypse by Awesomesauce
You assume that I’m team Peeta…
Agreed…
Also, why are there only teams Peeta and Gale. The internet would like to believe she has a thing for a certain computer geek, among other tributes…
Team Gale all the way…Peeta can’t handle Catniss