Fig Lib: The Stockings Were Hung

Snow on the ground, cheer in the air . . . it can only mean one thing!

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59 thoughts on “Fig Lib: The Stockings Were Hung

  1. You’re supposed to be asleep. Your Uncle helped you put out milk and Truffles, and tucked you into bed. But your fingers were too frazzled, so here you are, tripping down the stairs, trying not to get caught.

    Suddenly, you hear a boom!. Are those . . . sleigh bells?

    With a whoosh, you see a man in a red scarf come down the tree. He has a giant sack of presents and a long purple beard. He grabs a bite of the Truffles, drops some presents under the brightly decorated venus fly trap, and heads back to the tree.

    Before he goes, he turns to you and cries.

    Best. Night. Ever.

    /facepalm

  2. You’re supposed to be asleep. Your Sister helped you put out milk and Frosting, and tucked you into bed. But your Bellybutton were too frazzled, so here you are, Drinking down the stairs, trying not to get caught.

    Suddenly, you hear a Singing Terribly. Are those . . . sleigh bells?

    With a whoosh, you see a man in a red Pants come down the Christmas Tree. He has a giant sack of presents and a long Blue Green beard. He grabs a bite of the Frosting, drops some presents under the brightly decorated Poison Ivy, and heads back to the Christmas Tree.

    Before he goes, he turns to you and Screams.

    Best. Night. Ever.

    That is some creepy Santa, to scream at me.

  3. You’re supposed to be asleep. Your Roy helped you put out milk and Fruit cake, and tucked you into bed. But your Ears were too frazzled, so here you are, snuggling down the stairs, trying not to get caught.

    Suddenly, you hear a creak. Are those . . . sleigh bells?

    With a whoosh, you see a man in a red single sock come down the cracker platter. He has a giant sack of presents and a long maroon beard. He grabs a bite of the Fruit cake, drops some presents under the brightly decorated poisonous algae, and heads back to the cracker platter.

    Before he goes, he turns to you and mobs.

    Best. Night. Ever.

    Tasda.

  4. The Doctor donned a blue beard and left me Christmas presents, apparently!

    “You’re supposed to be asleep. Your Mouse helped you put out milk and custard, and tucked you into bed. But your ears were too frazzled, so here you are, sparkling down the stairs, trying not to get caught.

    Suddenly, you hear a disembodied howl. Are those . . . sleigh bells?

    With a whoosh, you see a man in a red bowtie come down the staircase. He has a giant sack of presents and a long blue beard. He grabs a bite of the custard, drops some presents under the brightly decorated nirnroot, and heads back to the staircase.

    Before he goes, he turns to you and stumbles.

    Best. Night. Ever.”

  5. You’re supposed to be asleep. Your Alex helped you put out milk and mashed potatos, and tucked you into bed. But your arm were too frazzled, so here you are, swinging down the stairs, trying not to get caught.

    Suddenly, you hear a moan. Are those . . . sleigh bells?

    With a whoosh, you see a man in a red bra come down the books. He has a giant sack of presents and a long purple beard. He grabs a bite of the mashed potatos, drops some presents under the brightly decorated daisy, and heads back to the books.

    Before he goes, he turns to you and runs.

    Best. Night. Ever.

    I’m dying XD

  6. May we present The Stockings Were Hung!

    You’re supposed to be asleep. Your Mother helped you put out milk and Licorice, and tucked you into bed. But your Eyes were too frazzled, so here you are, Squealing down the stairs, trying not to get caught.

    Suddenly, you hear a clang!!. Are those . . . sleigh bells?

    With a whoosh, you see a man in a red Underwear come down the Dog. He has a giant sack of presents and a long Sapphire blue beard. He grabs a bite of the Licorice, drops some presents under the brightly decorated Thistle, and heads back to the Dog.

    Before he goes, he turns to you and damages.

    Best. Night. Ever.

  7. You’re supposed to be asleep. Your Baby sister helped you put out milk and Pepsi, and tucked you into bed. But your Arms were too frazzled, so here you are, teasing down the stairs, trying not to get caught.

    Suddenly, you hear a loud. Are those . . . sleigh bells?

    With a whoosh, you see a man in a red shirt come down the tv. He has a giant sack of presents and a long green beard. He grabs a bite of the Pepsi, drops some presents under the brightly decorated fern, and heads back to the tv.

    Before he goes, he turns to you and freinds.

    Best. Night. Ever.

  8. HOLY COW. This sound dirty.

    You’re supposed to be asleep. Your ***** helped you put out milk and Cranberry sauce, and tucked you into bed. But your Eyes were too frazzled, so here you are, Ripping down the stairs, trying not to get caught.

    Suddenly, you hear a Screaming. Are those . . . sleigh bells?

    With a whoosh, you see a man in a red Hat come down the Tree. He has a giant sack of presents and a long Orange beard. He grabs a bite of the Cranberry sauce, drops some presents under the brightly decorated Orchid, and heads back to the Tree.

    Before he goes, he turns to you and Opens.

    Best. Night. Ever.

    Before he goes, he turns to you and Opens.

    Best. Night. Ever.

    :O Opens WHAT?

  9. May we present The Stockings Were Hung!

    You’re supposed to be asleep. Your Francis helped you put out milk and Red Velvet Cake, and tucked you into bed. But your arm were too frazzled, so here you are, loving down the stairs, trying not to get caught.

    Suddenly, you hear a footsteps pounding down the stairs. Are those . . . sleigh bells?

    With a whoosh, you see a man in a red cardigan come down the fireplace. He has a giant sack of presents and a long aquamarine beard. He grabs a bite of the Red Velvet Cake, drops some presents under the brightly decorated white rose, and heads back to the fireplace.

    Before he goes, he turns to you and writes.

    Best. Night. Ever.

  10. Suddenly, you hear a Pop. Are those . . . sleigh bells?

    With a whoosh, you see a man in a red Shoe come down the Bookshelf. He has a giant sack of presents and a long Pink beard. He grabs a bite of the Ice Cream, drops some presents under the brightly decorated Tree, and heads back to the Bookshelf.

    Before he goes, he turns to you and Shrieks.

    Best. Night. Ever.

  11. You’re supposed to be asleep. Your Julie helped you put out milk and Pomegranite, and tucked you into bed. But your Cold Shoulder were too frazzled, so here you are, quipping down the stairs, trying not to get caught.

    Suddenly, you hear a Nom Nom Nom. Are those . . . sleigh bells?

    With a whoosh, you see a man in a red Skort come down the Fish. He has a giant sack of presents and a long Scarlet beard. He grabs a bite of the Pomegranite, drops some presents under the brightly decorated Roses, and heads back to the Fish.

    Before he goes, he turns to you and hisses.

    Best. Night. Ever.

  12. You’re supposed to be asleep. Your Mom helped you put out milk and fish fingers and custard, and tucked you into bed. But your eyes were too frazzled, so here you are, throwing down the stairs, trying not to get caught.

    Suddenly, you hear a clack. Are those . . . sleigh bells?

    With a whoosh, you see a man in a red hoodie come down the laptop. He has a giant sack of presents and a long TARDIS blue beard. He grabs a bite of the fish fingers and custard, drops some presents under the brightly decorated spider , and heads back to the laptop.

    Before he goes, he turns to you and jumps.

    Best. Night. Ever.

  13. You’re supposed to be asleep. Your Mom helped you put out milk and Kabob, and tucked you into bed. But your Arm were too frazzled, so here you are, Flying down the stairs, trying not to get caught.

    Suddenly, you hear a Bang. Are those . . . sleigh bells?

    With a whoosh, you see a man in a red Pants come down the Dog. He has a giant sack of presents and a long Red beard. He grabs a bite of the Kabob, drops some presents under the brightly decorated Tree, and heads back to the Dog.

    Before he goes, he turns to you and Plays.

    Best. Night. Ever.

  14. You’re supposed to be asleep. Your niece’s uncle’s friend’s son helped you put out milk and cherries, and tucked you into bed. But your eyes were too frazzled, so here you are, kissing down the stairs, trying not to get caught.

    Suddenly, you hear a jingle. Are those . . . sleigh bells?

    With a whoosh, you see a man in a red swimsuit come down the window. He has a giant sack of presents and a long red beard. He grabs a bite of the cherries, drops some presents under the brightly decorated cactus, and heads back to the window.

    Before he goes, he turns to you and kills your companion and breaks your heart.

    Best. Night. Ever.

  15. You’re supposed to be asleep. Your great uncle’s step cousin, twice removed from mother’s side helped you put out milk and tuna patties, and tucked you into bed. But your eyebrow hairs were too frazzled, so here you are, blubbering down the stairs, trying not to get caught.

    Suddenly, you hear a squwack. Are those . . . sleigh bells?

    With a whoosh, you see a man in a red night sunglasses come down the man-eating Venus Fly Trap. He has a giant sack of presents and a long deathly black beard. He grabs a bite of the tuna patties, drops some presents under the brightly decorated bamboo, and heads back to the man-eating Venus Fly Trap.

    Before he goes, he turns to you and murmurs.

    Best. Night. Ever.

  16. You’re supposed to be asleep. Your father helped you put out milk and cookies, and tucked you into bed. But your eyes were too frazzled, so here you are, creeping down the stairs, trying not to get caught.

    Suddenly, you hear a jingle. Are those . . . sleigh bells?

    With a whoosh, you see a man in a red suit come down the chimney. He has a giant sack of presents and a long white beard. He grabs a bite of the cookies, drops some presents under the brightly decorated fir tree, and heads back to the chimney.

    Before he goes, he turns to you and smiles.

    Best. Night. Ever.

  17. You’re supposed to be asleep. Your Mom helped you put out milk and burrito, and tucked you into bed. But your eyes were too frazzled, so here you are, spitting down the stairs, trying not to get caught.

    Suddenly, you hear a clang. Are those . . . sleigh bells?

    With a whoosh, you see a man in a red earing come down the cat. He has a giant sack of presents and a long purple beard. He grabs a bite of the burrito, drops some presents under the brightly decorated hibiscus, and heads back to the cat.

    Before he goes, he turns to you and kills.

    Best. Night. Ever.

  18. You’re supposed to be asleep. Your great-aunt helped you put out milk and sweet potato fries, and tucked you into bed. But your nostrils were too frazzled, so here you are, sneezing down the stairs, trying not to get caught.

    Suddenly, you hear a KER-PLUNK!. Are those . . . sleigh bells?

    With a whoosh, you see a man in a red fuzzy sock come down the peacock statue. He has a giant sack of presents and a long chartreuse beard. He grabs a bite of the sweet potato fries, drops some presents under the brightly decorated sunflower, and heads back to the peacock statue.

    Before he goes, he turns to you and squats.

    Best. Night. Ever.

  19. December 25, 2012
    Fig Lib: The Stockings Were Hung
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    Posted by Emily

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    May we present The Stockings Were Hung!

    You’re supposed to be asleep. Your aunt helped you put out milk and sushi, and tucked you into bed. But your eyelashes were too frazzled, so here you are, snoring down the stairs, trying not to get caught.

    Suddenly, you hear a squish. Are those . . . sleigh bells?

    With a whoosh, you see a man in a red sock come down the spoon. He has a giant sack of presents and a long puise beard. He grabs a bite of the sushi, drops some presents under the brightly decorated cactus, and heads back to the spoon.

    Before he goes, he turns to you and pounces.

    Best. Night. Ever.

  20. You’re supposed to be asleep. Your 2nd cousin 4 times removed then reinstated helped you put out milk and pineapple daquiri , and tucked you into bed. But your larynx were too frazzled, so here you are, plucking down the stairs, trying not to get caught.

    Suddenly, you hear a Ow. Are those . . . sleigh bells?

    With a whoosh, you see a man in a red bra come down the vacuum . He has a giant sack of presents and a long blood red beard. He grabs a bite of the pineapple daquiri , drops some presents under the brightly decorated money tree, and heads back to the vacuum .

    Before he goes, he turns to you and snaps.

    Best. Night. Ever.

  21. You’re supposed to be asleep. Your Cindy helped you put out milk and Lamb, and tucked you into bed. But your Talon were too frazzled, so here you are, crying down the stairs, trying not to get caught.

    Suddenly, you hear a GRRRAAA. Are those . . . sleigh bells?

    With a whoosh, you see a man in a red sock come down the ottoman . He has a giant sack of presents and a long beige beard. He grabs a bite of the Lamb, drops some presents under the brightly decorated leafy tree, and heads back to the ottoman .

    Before he goes, he turns to you and flies.

    Best. Night. Ever.

  22. You’re supposed to be asleep. Your Mom helped you put out milk and Cookies, and tucked you into bed. But your Leg were too frazzled, so here you are, Crying down the stairs, trying not to get caught.

    Suddenly, you hear a BOOOOOOOOM. Are those . . . sleigh bells?

    With a whoosh, you see a man in a red Panties come down the Chair. He has a giant sack of presents and a long Orange beard. He grabs a bite of the Cookies, drops some presents under the brightly decorated Cactus, and heads back to the Chair.

    Before he goes, he turns to you and Struts.

    Best. Night. Ever.

  23. You’re supposed to be asleep. Your Mom helped you put out milk and fish sticks, and tucked you into bed. But your eyebrow were too frazzled, so here you are, seeing down the stairs, trying not to get caught.

    Suddenly, you hear a MOO. Are those . . . sleigh bells?

    With a whoosh, you see a man in a red underwear come down the pendulum. He has a giant sack of presents and a long greenish beard. He grabs a bite of the fish sticks, drops some presents under the brightly decorated ivy, and heads back to the pendulum.

    Before he goes, he turns to you and sings.

    Best. Night. Ever.

  24. You’re supposed to be asleep. Your Uncle Nino helped you put out milk and mashed cauliflower , and tucked you into bed. But your noses were too frazzled, so here you are, sitting down the stairs, trying not to get caught.

    Suddenly, you hear a BA-BAM. Are those . . . sleigh bells?

    With a whoosh, you see a man in a red kilt come down the lamp post. He has a giant sack of presents and a long aluminum foil beard. He grabs a bite of the mashed cauliflower , drops some presents under the brightly decorated magnolia, and heads back to the lamp post.

    Before he goes, he turns to you and runs.

    Best. Night. Ever.

  25. You’re supposed to be asleep. Your Brother-in-law helped you put out milk and beef jerky, and tucked you into bed. But your knuckles were too frazzled, so here you are, caroling down the stairs, trying not to get caught.

    Suddenly, you hear a squeak. Are those . . . sleigh bells?

    With a whoosh, you see a man in a red slippers come down the microwave. He has a giant sack of presents and a long maroon beard. He grabs a bite of the beef jerky, drops some presents under the brightly decorated venus fly trap, and heads back to the microwave.

    Before he goes, he turns to you and kisses.

    Best. Night. Ever.

  26. You’re supposed to be asleep. Your Breonna helped you put out milk and Calamari, and tucked you into bed. But your Toes were too frazzled, so here you are, washong down the stairs, trying not to get caught.

    Suddenly, you hear a siren. Are those . . . sleigh bells?

    With a whoosh, you see a man in a red dress come down the computer. He has a giant sack of presents and a long orange beard. He grabs a bite of the Calamari, drops some presents under the brightly decorated agave, and heads back to the computer.

    Before he goes, he turns to you and ships.

    Best. Night. Ever.

  27. You’re supposed to be asleep. Your Harnjoo helped you put out milk and cookies, and tucked you into bed. But your eye were too frazzled, so here you are, sneaking down the stairs, trying not to get caught.

    Suddenly, you hear a fart. Are those . . . sleigh bells?

    With a whoosh, you see a man in a red facekini come down the lamp. He has a giant sack of presents and a long vermillion beard. He grabs a bite of the cookies, drops some presents under the brightly decorated Venus Fly Trap, and heads back to the lamp.

    Before he goes, he turns to you and stinks.

    Best. Night. Ever.

  28. May we present The Stockings Were Hung!

    You’re supposed to be asleep. Your Mom helped you put out milk and Chocolate, and tucked you into bed. But your Toes were too frazzled, so here you are, snowing down the stairs, trying not to get caught.

    Suddenly, you hear a whistle. Are those . . . sleigh bells?

    With a whoosh, you see a man in a red miniskirt come down the computer. He has a giant sack of presents and a long pink beard. He grabs a bite of the Chocolate, drops some presents under the brightly decorated cactus, and heads back to the computer.

    Before he goes, he turns to you and sings.

    Best. Night. Ever.

  29. You’re supposed to be asleep. Your Mum helped you put out milk and pizza, and tucked you into bed. But your head were too frazzled, so here you are, running down the stairs, trying not to get caught.

    Suddenly, you hear a bump. Are those . . . sleigh bells?

    With a whoosh, you see a man in a red shirt come down the whiteboard. He has a giant sack of presents and a long silver beard. He grabs a bite of the pizza, drops some presents under the brightly decorated fern, and heads back to the whiteboard.

    Before he goes, he turns to you and slides.

    Best. Night. Ever.

  30. You’re supposed to be asleep. Your mother’s father’s grandson who’s twice removed helped you put out milk and shawarma, and tucked you into bed. But your hairs on the back of neck were too frazzled, so here you are, levitating down the stairs, trying not to get caught.

    Suddenly, you hear a GRRRRRRR…… Are those . . . sleigh bells?

    With a whoosh, you see a man in a red Ironman outfit come down the window. He has a giant sack of presents and a long very colorful rainbow beard. He grabs a bite of the shawarma, drops some presents under the brightly decorated pot of Angel Trumpet, which basically turns people into zombies,, and heads back to the window.

    Before he goes, he turns to you and starts to realize that he’s becoming a zombie now…..

    Best. Night. Ever.

  31. You’re supposed to be asleep. Your Great Aunt helped you put out milk and macaroni, and tucked you into bed. But your nose were too frazzled, so here you are, picking down the stairs, trying not to get caught.

    Suddenly, you hear a bump. Are those . . . sleigh bells?

    With a whoosh, you see a man in a red sock come down the table. He has a giant sack of presents and a long mauve beard. He grabs a bite of the macaroni, drops some presents under the brightly decorated ficus, and heads back to the table.

    Before he goes, he turns to you and stabs.

    Best. Night. Ever.

  32. You’re supposed to be asleep. Your Arend helped you put out milk and Noodles, and tucked you into bed. But your arms were too frazzled, so here you are, throwing down the stairs, trying not to get caught.

    Suddenly, you hear a squawk. Are those . . . sleigh bells?

    With a whoosh, you see a man in a red sock come down the chairs. He has a giant sack of presents and a long blue beard. He grabs a bite of the Noodles, drops some presents under the brightly decorated weed, and heads back to the chairs.

    Before he goes, he turns to you and runs.

    Best. Night. Ever.

  33. You’re supposed to be asleep. Your Grandma helped you put out milk and Hush Puppies, and tucked you into bed. But your toenail were too frazzled, so here you are, advising down the stairs, trying not to get caught.

    Suddenly, you hear a squirt. Are those . . . sleigh bells?

    With a whoosh, you see a man in a red belt come down the cup. He has a giant sack of presents and a long aquamarine beard. He grabs a bite of the Hush Puppies, drops some presents under the brightly decorated broccoli, and heads back to the cup.

    Before he goes, he turns to you and sings.

    Best. Night. Ever.

  34. You’re supposed to be asleep. Your sister helped you put out milk and pizza, and tucked you into bed. But your eyes were too frazzled, so here you are, dancing down the stairs, trying not to get caught.

    Suddenly, you hear a BANG. Are those . . . sleigh bells?

    With a whoosh, you see a man in a red jeans come down the peacock feather. He has a giant sack of presents and a long blue beard. He grabs a bite of the pizza, drops some presents under the brightly decorated rose, and heads back to the peacock feather.

    Before he goes, he turns to you and smiles.

    Best. Night. Ever.

  35. You’re supposed to be asleep. Your cousin Caitlin helped you put out milk and pineapple, and tucked you into bed. But your ears and nose were too frazzled, so here you are, smiling down the stairs, trying not to get caught.

    Suddenly, you hear a squeak. Are those . . . sleigh bells?

    With a whoosh, you see a man in a red shirt come down the sofa. He has a giant sack of presents and a long brown beard. He grabs a bite of the pineapple, drops some presents under the brightly decorated orange plant, and heads back to the sofa.

    Before he goes, he turns to you and dances.

    Best. Night. Ever.

  36. You’re supposed to be asleep. Your Lily helped you put out milk and Christmas pudding, and tucked you into bed. But your toes were too frazzled, so here you are, Snowing down the stairs, trying not to get caught.

    Suddenly, you hear a Jingle. Are those . . . sleigh bells?

    With a whoosh, you see a man in a red stockings come down the fireplace. He has a giant sack of presents and a long red beard. He grabs a bite of the Christmas pudding, drops some presents under the brightly decorated christmas tree, and heads back to the fireplace.

    Before he goes, he turns to you and skips.

    Best. Night. Ever.

    It nearly makes sense…

  37. You’re supposed to be asleep. Your Richael helped you put out milk and riceballs, and tucked you into bed. But your bladder were too frazzled, so here you are, juicing down the stairs, trying not to get caught.

    Suddenly, you hear a clang. Are those . . . sleigh bells?

    With a whoosh, you see a man in a red dress come down the mantle. He has a giant sack of presents and a long aquamarine beard. He grabs a bite of the riceballs, drops some presents under the brightly decorated orchid, and heads back to the mantle.

    Before he goes, he turns to you and raves.

    Best. Night. Ever.
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    I think I was a little unclear at the beginning at whether or not you were supposed to say sister or an actual name…

  38. You’re supposed to be asleep. Your Mother helped you put out milk and Tandori Chicken, and tucked you into bed. But your foot were too frazzled, so here you are, pooping down the stairs, trying not to get caught.

    Suddenly, you hear a bang. Are those . . . sleigh bells?

    With a whoosh, you see a man in a red dress come down the book. He has a giant sack of presents and a long purple beard. He grabs a bite of the Tandori Chicken, drops some presents under the brightly decorated Dandelion, and heads back to the book.

    Before he goes, he turns to you and cooks.

    Best. Night. Ever.

  39. You’re supposed to be asleep. Your Mom helped you put out milk and Lucky Charms, and tucked you into bed. But your Elbows were too frazzled, so here you are, singing down the stairs, trying not to get caught.

    Suddenly, you hear a thumping. Are those . . . sleigh bells?

    With a whoosh, you see a man in a red cape come down the lamp. He has a giant sack of presents and a long aquamarine beard. He grabs a bite of the Lucky Charms, drops some presents under the brightly decorated Jade Cactus, and heads back to the lamp.

    Before he goes, he turns to you and cries.

    Best. Night. Ever.

  40. You’re supposed to be asleep. Your Grampa helped you put out milk and fondue, and tucked you into bed. But your brains were too frazzled, so here you are, dancing down the stairs, trying not to get caught.

    Suddenly, you hear a growl. Are those . . . sleigh bells?

    With a whoosh, you see a man in a red nose ring come down the Kindle. He has a giant sack of presents and a long chartruse beard. He grabs a bite of the fondue, drops some presents under the brightly decorated bamboo tree, and heads back to the Kindle.

    Before he goes, he turns to you and flips.

    Best. Night. Ever.

  41. You’re supposed to be asleep. Your cat helped you put out milk and spam, and tucked you into bed. But your toes were too frazzled, so here you are, barking down the stairs, trying not to get caught.

    Suddenly, you hear a rattle. Are those . . . sleigh bells?

    With a whoosh, you see a man in a red leg warmer come down the bathtub. He has a giant sack of presents and a long chartreuse beard. He grabs a bite of the spam, drops some presents under the brightly decorated venus fly trap, and heads back to the bathtub.

    Before he goes, he turns to you and gargles.

    Best. Night. Ever.

  42. You’re supposed to be asleep. Your mum helped you put out milk and stale, mouldy bread, and tucked you into bed. But your arms were too frazzled, so here you are, wrestling down the stairs, trying not to get caught.

    Suddenly, you hear a trill. Are those . . . sleigh bells?

    With a whoosh, you see a man in a red blouse come down the washing machine. He has a giant sack of presents and a long turquoise beard. He grabs a bite of the stale, mouldy bread, drops some presents under the brightly decorated yarrow, and heads back to the washing machine.

    Before he goes, he turns to you and punches.

    Best. Night. Ever.

  43. You’re supposed to be asleep. Your mum’s second brother’s brother’s brother’s son’s father’s brother helped you put out milk and whiskas tuna can, and tucked you into bed. But your hips were too frazzled, so here you are, mugging down the stairs, trying not to get caught.

    Suddenly, you hear a howl of pure, unadulterated anguish. Are those . . . sleigh bells?

    With a whoosh, you see a man in a red bikini top come down the bathtub. He has a giant sack of presents and a long hot pink beard. He grabs a bite of the whiskas tuna can, drops some presents under the brightly decorated poison ivy, and heads back to the bathtub.

    Before he goes, he turns to you and screeches.

    Best. Night. Ever.

  44. You’re supposed to be asleep. Your Bethany helped you put out milk and Pickles, and tucked you into bed. But your Arm were too frazzled, so here you are, swinging down the stairs, trying not to get caught.

    Suddenly, you hear a ding-dong. Are those . . . sleigh bells?

    With a whoosh, you see a man in a red scarf come down the desk. He has a giant sack of presents and a long purple beard. He grabs a bite of the Pickles, drops some presents under the brightly decorated rubber-tree plant, and heads back to the desk.

    Before he goes, he turns to you and skates.

    Best. Night. Ever.

  45. You’re supposed to be asleep. Your Third cousins sons brothers friends uncles daughters aunt helped you put out milk and raw meat, and tucked you into bed. But your heads were too frazzled, so here you are, crashing down the stairs, trying not to get caught.

    Suddenly, you hear a WHAT IN THE NAME OF. Are those . . . sleigh bells?

    With a whoosh, you see a man in a red swim trunks come down the oven. He has a giant sack of presents and a long bright green beard. He grabs a bite of the raw meat, drops some presents under the brightly decorated Venus flytrap, and heads back to the oven.

    Before he goes, he turns to you and pounces.

    Best. Night. Ever.

  46. You’re supposed to be asleep. Your Sherlock helped you put out milk and Jam, and tucked you into bed. But your Thumbs were too frazzled, so here you are, deducing down the stairs, trying not to get caught.

    Suddenly, you hear a “Stayin’ Alive”. Are those . . . sleigh bells?

    With a whoosh, you see a man in a red scarf come down the skull. He has a giant sack of presents and a long Black beard. He grabs a bite of the Jam, drops some presents under the brightly decorated Lotus, and heads back to the skull.

    Before he goes, he turns to you and falls.

    Best. Night. Ever.

    I’m going through withdrawal okay?

  47. You’re supposed to be asleep. Your Dog helped you put out milk and Lasagna, and tucked you into bed. But your Eyelid were too frazzled, so here you are, Laughing down the stairs, trying not to get caught.

    Suddenly, you hear a jingle. Are those . . . sleigh bells?

    With a whoosh, you see a man in a red jacket come down the vase. He has a giant sack of presents and a long orange beard. He grabs a bite of the Lasagna, drops some presents under the brightly decorated rosemary, and heads back to the vase.

    Before he goes, he turns to you and dies.

    Best. Night. Ever.

  48. You’re supposed to be asleep. Your sister helped you put out milk and calamari with raspberry sauce, and tucked you into bed. But your ears were too frazzled, so here you are, sneezing down the stairs, trying not to get caught.

    Suddenly, you hear a AVADA KEDAVRA!. Are those . . . sleigh bells?

    With a whoosh, you see a man in a red fluffy earmuffs come down the deathray. He has a giant sack of presents and a long silver beard. He grabs a bite of the calamari with raspberry sauce, drops some presents under the brightly decorated cactus, and heads back to the deathray.

    Before he goes, he turns to you and squeaks.

    Best. Night. Ever.

  49. You’re supposed to be asleep. Your Mom helped you put out milk and Twinkie, and tucked you into bed. But your elbow were too frazzled, so here you are, break dancing down the stairs, trying not to get caught.

    Suddenly, you hear a tweedle. Are those . . . sleigh bells?

    With a whoosh, you see a man in a red toque come down the oven. He has a giant sack of presents and a long neon beard. He grabs a bite of the Twinkie, drops some presents under the brightly decorated apple tree, and heads back to the oven.

    Before he goes, he turns to you and murders.

    Best. Night. Ever.

  50. You’re supposed to be asleep. Your Dead Second Cousin 6 1/2 Times Removed helped you put out milk and Taco, and tucked you into bed. But your Eyebrows were too frazzled, so here you are, Screaming down the stairs, trying not to get caught.

    Suddenly, you hear a RAAAWWWR!!!. Are those . . . sleigh bells?

    With a whoosh, you see a man in a red Skinny Jeans come down the Sword. He has a giant sack of presents and a long Red beard. He grabs a bite of the Taco, drops some presents under the brightly decorated Palm Tree, and heads back to the Sword.

    Before he goes, he turns to you and Kills.

    Best. Night. Ever.

  51. You’re supposed to be asleep. Your Leeza helped you put out milk and Taco, and tucked you into bed. But your Leg were too frazzled, so here you are, Screaming down the stairs, trying not to get caught.

    Suddenly, you hear a Raawwwr. Are those . . . sleigh bells?

    With a whoosh, you see a man in a red Skinny Jeans come down the Sword. He has a giant sack of presents and a long Red beard. He grabs a bite of the Taco, drops some presents under the brightly decorated Palm Tree, and heads back to the Sword.

    Before he goes, he turns to you and Kills.

    Best. Night. Ever.

  52. You’re supposed to be asleep. Your Sister helped you put out milk and Coconut shrimp, and tucked you into bed. But your legs were too frazzled, so here you are, skipping down the stairs, trying not to get caught.

    Suddenly, you hear a squeak. Are those . . . sleigh bells?

    With a whoosh, you see a man in a red bandana come down the lamp. He has a giant sack of presents and a long purple beard. He grabs a bite of the Coconut shrimp, drops some presents under the brightly decorated chrysanthemum, and heads back to the lamp.

    Before he goes, he turns to you and leaps.

    Best. Night. Ever.

  53. You’re supposed to be asleep. Your sister helped you put out milk and noodles, and tucked you into bed. But your arm were too frazzled, so here you are, dancing down the stairs, trying not to get caught.

    Suddenly, you hear a sha-boom. Are those . . . sleigh bells?

    With a whoosh, you see a man in a red sweater come down the book. He has a giant sack of presents and a long aquamarine beard. He grabs a bite of the noodles, drops some presents under the brightly decorated Tree, and heads back to the book.

    Before he goes, he turns to you and sings.

    Best. Night. Ever.

    Singing Santa <3

  54. lolololol! I just died reading these!

    You’re supposed to be asleep. Your Dad helped you put out milk and pizza, and tucked you into bed. But your ear were too frazzled, so here you are, dying down the stairs, trying not to get caught.

    Suddenly, you hear a hoot. Are those . . . sleigh bells?

    With a whoosh, you see a man in a red underwear come down the table. He has a giant sack of presents and a long white beard. He grabs a bite of the pizza, drops some presents under the brightly decorated venus-fly-trap, and heads back to the table.

    Before he goes, he turns to you and dies.

    Best. Night. Ever.

    Nooo! Santa!

  55. You’re supposed to be asleep. Your Brittney helped you put out milk and Cheese, and tucked you into bed. But your Feet were too frazzled, so here you are, Meowing down the stairs, trying not to get caught.

    Suddenly, you hear a Ribbat. Are those . . . sleigh bells?

    With a whoosh, you see a man in a red Hat come down the Book. He has a giant sack of presents and a long Grey beard. He grabs a bite of the Cheese, drops some presents under the brightly decorated Daisy, and heads back to the Book.

    Before he goes, he turns to you and Snaps.

    Best. Night. Ever.

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