Who’s Your Celebrity Patron Saint? Take Our Quiz to Find Out!

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  1. Alan Rickman is your celebrity patron saint! Sure, he can come across as a little cold, but he’s a brilliant mentor. (Not to mention that voice! How could you not take his advice?)

    • They pick a male and a female…Alan Rickman…don’t think so.
      Highly persuasive and coincidental…wonder what he thinks about this stupid survey. (espec. since I didn’t enter any data!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111)

    • I got Ellen DeGeneres too! I mean, I don’t really watch the Ellen Show, so I don’t really know what to say…. Yay, I guess?

  2. A Catholic will pray to a saint that has been accepted as so by the Church, asking for their intercession. It’s like if you ask a friend to pray to God for you, except that since the saints were holy people (doing charitable works like helping the poor), they are closer to God, and God is more likely to listen to them.

    You do NOT pray to a celebrity. So many of them lead immoral lives, and it’s not going to do you any good whatsoever, even if they were good. They’re not going to hear you.

    • This did not in ANY way say that you should pray to celebrities. It’s a fun little quiz; you take it to burn a few minutes of your time and then you laugh a little to see what your results were, and then you’ll probably forget all about it. Only the foolish would take it as something with meaning. I’m Catholic and I’m not ruffling my feathers over something like this. It’s not like any of the quizzes here are meant to be taken seriously–like which One Direction, Vampire Diaries, or Twilight guy would love you. That would never happen…

  3. Ellen DeGeneres in your celebrity patron saint! You could not have a better celebrity on your side. When you’re down, she can cheer you up with an inspired dance party for one!

    YES!!!!! AWESOME!!!! so true…

  4. Alan Rickman is your celebrity patron saint! Sure, he can come across as a little cold, but he’s a brilliant mentor. (Not to mention that voice! How could you not take his advice?)

    Yup,I definitely saw THAT one coming.

  5. I got Alan Rickman! Yay! I couldn’t be any happier (or more shocked) because this means i got Severus Snape! This is like second only to getting Jimmy Page or something.

  6. I love Jennifer Lawrence!!!

    Your Result:
    Jennifer Lawrence

    Jennifer Lawrence is your celebrity patron saint! More like a friend than a mentor, Jennifer is the bestie you’ve always wished for. Bad day? Channel your inner Jennifer, eat a Happy Meal while watching some bad reality TV. Trust her: It’s a cure-all. Carey prays to the Patron Saint of Beans when she’s feeling lonely or scared. Read more about her experiences in If You Find Me   by Emily Murdoch.

  7. JAY Z UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHAT DO I SAY? I ONLY GOT HIM BECAUSE IM AMBITIOUS. O.O IM OUTGOING AND NICE TOO!! WHY I HAVE TO GET THE WORKAHOLIC

  8. I have Jennifer Lawrence, I think she’s an actress. Which is great. Cuz I can get help by a professional actress.

  9. Ellen DeGeneres in your celebrity patron saint! You could not have a better celebrity on your side. When you’re down, she can cheer you up with an inspired dance party for one!

  10. Jennifer Lawrence is your celebrity patron saint! More like a friend than a mentor, Jennifer is the bestie you’ve always wished for. Bad day? Channel your inner Jennifer, eat a Happy Meal while watching some bad reality TV. Trust her: It’s a cure-all.

    But I don’t even LIKE McDonalds, man… :'(

  11. Lady Gaga is your celebrity patron saint! As one of her little monsters, you can count on her to understand your wild clothes and outsider status. She’ll encourage you to get your nose pierced and sing loud and proud in choir.

  12. Your Result:
    Jennifer Lawrence

    Jennifer Lawrence is your celebrity patron saint! More like a friend than a mentor, Jennifer is the bestie you’ve always wished for. Bad day? Channel your inner Jennifer, eat a Happy Meal while watching some bad reality TV. Trust her: It’s a cure-all.

    YAY!!!!

  13. I’m Alan Rickman!!!!! My life is complete oh my gosh I can’t stop being excited am I rambling? Sorry if I’m rambling I’m just so happy oh my gosh he’s Severus Snape! I’m Snape I’m Snape wow I need to die my hair then and change my gender but oh well this is AWESOME!!!
    *and scene*

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