How To Talk To A Nerdy Boy

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Now that we’ve discussed where to meet nerdy boys, it’d be irresponsible of me not to offer some guidance on what to do once you’ve got one in your field of vision. These skittish creatures are equipped with more defense mechanisms than the pirate ship in The Goonies, so you’re going to have to pull off some fancy psychological feats in order to break past their cultivated layers of caution. Continue reading

The 6 Biggest Threats To Your Thanksgiving

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Thanksgiving dinner inspires images of a seated family courteously passing poultry amid a cornucopia of pleasantries. But then you wake up from your tryptophan-induced coma, and you’re like, that was a nice dream. In actuality, that gathering left you with a headache and the profound bloat that only comes from having eaten your feelings. Luckily, we’ve been able to identify some recurring threats to the enjoyment of your Thanksgiving dinner. Here are the six biggest. Continue reading