Now that we’ve discussed where to meet nerdy boys, it’d be irresponsible of me not to offer some guidance on what to do once you’ve got one in your field of vision. These skittish creatures are equipped with more defense mechanisms than the pirate ship in The Goonies, so you’re going to have to pull off some fancy psychological feats in order to break past their cultivated layers of caution. Continue reading
Smart girls know nerdy boys are desirable, but (like the Pokemon they love), they’re hard to catch. The first step in meeting a nerdy boy is knowing where to look. Here are some suggestions.
This week on Modern Family, Cam and Mitchell defend a tree, Gloria and Claire cause trouble at a Costco, Manny has to endure a sports-themed birthday party, Alex embarks on a quest to get embarrassing photos of Haley, and Jay and Phil duke it out in a boxing ring. Continue reading
Thanksgiving dinner inspires images of a seated family courteously passing poultry amid a cornucopia of pleasantries. But then you wake up from your tryptophan-induced coma, and you’re like, that was a nice dream. In actuality, that gathering left you with a headache and the profound bloat that only comes from having eaten your feelings. Luckily, we’ve been able to identify some recurring threats to the enjoyment of your Thanksgiving dinner. Here are the six biggest. Continue reading
Thanksgiving break arrives at a perfect time of year. It’s a welcome reprieve from the hustle and bustle of your overeager autumn and an opportunity to redeem yourself for whatever you’ve been neglecting. It’s a time of great possibility. But … Continue reading
This week on Modern Family: Claire lives vicariously through Alex at the Academic Challenge; Cam buys Gloria an intrusive baby present; Mitchell and Jay work through some man-issues; Luke and Manny have a bar-mitzvah-crashers adventure; and Phil goes on a date with Matthew Broderick. Continue reading